View Full Version : Shagged this Bird tonight

01-01-2014, 02:46 AM
I always fancied a go at her , Shes engaged tae some guy oan the rigs who left last night ...I new ma luck was in .

Black Sussies wae a big coat oan

Knee Trembler Loyal B)

01-01-2014, 02:50 AM
I mean ive known her for years since she was a wean .

You never know when a chance will arrive , But Neerday is always top of the Radar .

01-01-2014, 02:53 AM
Her mans a big phucker ...but you cannae whack Neerday for yer snasims , they are Gagging .

01-01-2014, 03:08 AM
Did you shag her outside the club, Scone?

Or in the pub toilets?

01-01-2014, 03:28 AM
well done scone, nothing like emptying yer baws

01-01-2014, 03:43 AM
Here its taking years of planning , it wusnae just a quick rattle in the side barn next tae the club .

01-01-2014, 03:50 AM
Her man , if im truth tae be hneld is a sack .

He is a lump of wood , but she was always lovely looking , but in a haggert way noo , but she is still noo bad , no somewan you wid go oot wae but , i dont know shes some body , but still a shag if you shag something aboot 39 -40 .

Hes a big lump of wood , but but truth tae tell he wid boot ma haw maws :s

But thats no gonnae happen

01-01-2014, 03:53 AM
Why was she walking about with sussies and a long coat on? Was she not freezing?

01-01-2014, 04:23 AM
danny, i fear youre still wondering if this is the original scone? :blue:

01-01-2014, 04:37 AM
Why was she walking about with sussies and a long coat on? Was she not freezing?

I never told her tae wear them .

01-01-2014, 04:55 AM
danny, i fear youre still wondering if this is the original scone? :blue:

Why? :D

Was just wondering why the wummin was walking about in the middle of December with sussies and a coat on. :D

01-01-2014, 05:01 AM
i've got the tunes on danny ;D

a red white and blue..and orange 14 :D

01-01-2014, 05:04 AM
Never far from the surface with you.

Even at New Year. :blue:

01-01-2014, 05:05 AM
nothing wrong with celebrating your culture, i have nothing against republican marches

each to their own

01-01-2014, 05:08 AM
Awk I'm only winding you up. XD

So her brother lamped you and you left the party in disgrace?

01-01-2014, 05:10 AM
no mate, i played it cool, i phucking hate him thought, i dont say that about a lot of people, what an obnoxious basturd, he is a partick thistle fan he says, in an ideal world kvnts like him would be born as sellik season ticket holders

01-01-2014, 05:13 AM
What did you get for a munch?

I went out and seen who had to be seen at tea time, but got the chance of a run up the road the back of 12 so took it.

01-01-2014, 05:16 AM
it was steak pie, totties and some other shoite , i dont each much mate, im think as a phucking rake :blue:

01-01-2014, 05:17 AM
thin i mean

sorry. im half pished

01-01-2014, 05:24 AM
You always struck me as a wee baldy guy, a bit like this...


Rather than...



Home made steak pie, I hope? If they're posh then I suspect it may be.

01-01-2014, 05:27 AM
i really dont find online postulations funny ya filthy mhanky basturd :(

01-01-2014, 05:31 AM
Aw cheer up ya bender. >:(

There's bluek on, he must have pished the bed.

01-01-2014, 05:36 AM
bluek is a really nice guy, and i don't appreciate you insulting him ya mhanky basturd

01-01-2014, 05:40 AM
bluek is one of the better posters on here and if I'm ever unfortunate to find myself in EK again I would give him a shout to buy him a pint, and I'm sure he'll appreciate my humour.

I think he has problems posting when he's on his phone, though. :blue:

01-01-2014, 05:42 AM
don't insult my mate again, banter's one thing but i wont abide sectarianism, ya phucking bucky ridden gallowgate tramp XD

01-01-2014, 05:46 AM
You're one of this boards most bigoted people, that's why you call other people suchs, to deflect away from yourself. I know your game though, the filthy stench of putrid sectarianism emanates from your every post. Like I said, never far from the surface.


01-01-2014, 05:48 AM
danny, i am certainly not a bigot, i do not discriminate, i don't mind people supporting a cause or having a faith, even if i don't share it, i know in the end, before god i will be proved right , so phuck you >:(

01-01-2014, 05:51 AM
The only God you have comes in the shape of a 1L Gnlenfiddich bottle. :D

01-01-2014, 05:52 AM
sometimes, you just know how to hurt me :blue:

01-01-2014, 05:56 AM
Truth hurts, pal, truth hurts. :blue:

My spelling of Glenfiddich could have been a bit better, though.

01-01-2014, 05:57 AM
just... give me some time alone...

01-01-2014, 06:10 AM

Alone with your thoughts and a bottle of whisky. :D

01-01-2014, 06:13 AM
im watching some republican parades on youtube

in all sincerity


01-01-2014, 06:24 AM
I was just oot wae Big Al ...Hes just Straddled some Straggler ...it was dark , i dont know if its a wimmin or a guy , he phuckin annoys me when he does that >:)

01-01-2014, 06:37 AM
What ones, gers? :?

So that's the two of you got your end away this year already, Scone? Impressive stuff. B)