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Taintedice
05-01-2014, 03:44 AM
For me, I'm booked up for Warsaw in March, another successful trip with the Tartan Army, no such thing as a meaningless fixture in terms of ranking points etc.

Then, in October, a(n extended) family wedding in Mexico to possibly attend. The broo in Dundee fully-functional :D

Apart from that, might look forward to an independent Scotland when I visit post-September, who knows >;)

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 03:51 AM
A Dundonian wedding in Mexico?

Even the Los Zetas cocaine cartel will phuck off when that plane lands.

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 03:56 AM
That's what I'm thinking, the locals won't know what hits them. Have you ever tasted real tequila in Mexico, though, f&ck me, I still miss it :blue:

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 03:59 AM
Someone phone the Mexican embassy and tell them the murder rate is about to go up.

I've never been to Mexico, it's a place I've always fancied, though. My mate was there during America's 'Spring Break', said it was absolutely mental! :D

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 04:32 AM
Ach, your mate was never in Mexico, nor was I. I was in a small town near Cancun, actually, it was Cancun. Not the American part, the old part. That's where you get the real stuff. Cancun is where the yanks go, yeah, some place as well. Maybe your mate was there?

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 04:41 AM
Ach, your mate was never in Mexico, nor was I. I was in a small town near Cancun, actually, it was Cancun. Not the American part, the old part. That's where you get the real stuff. Cancun is where the yanks go, yeah, some place as well. Maybe your mate was there?

You're drinking that voddy straight, aren't you?

:D

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 04:45 AM
Na, I'm perfectly lucid :D

Wait till the hawick halfwits read this, though, they'll be all over it :D

What I'm saying is, that Americans will go to the border towns, plus the likes of cancun and cozumel. These places aren't really Mexico, Mexico is a place you want to avoid.

Hank never went, jesse just survived B)

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 04:53 AM
Na, I'm perfectly lucid :D

Wait till the hawick halfwits read this, though, they'll be all over it :D

What I'm saying is, that Americans will go to the border towns, plus the likes of cancun and cozumel. These places aren't really Mexico, Mexico is a place you want to avoid.

Hank never went, jesse just survived B)

My nigga! B)

I forgot you watched Breaking Bad, the greatest series in history.

The real Mexico is where I want to go. I'm not a man for tourist resorts. If I wanted fake bullshyte I'd read the daily record. I'm the man who went to Australia and instead of drinking in the pub with the blondies, those sugar sweet, golden skinned blondies, I was sitting in the park with the Aboriginies.

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 05:07 AM
Were you f*ck, have you been to Oz, bet you haven't XD

So, naw, you don't want to go to any real places, that's where you end up f*cked up. Stick to the white places, and stay alive.

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 05:19 AM
Were you f*ck, have you been to Oz, bet you haven't XD

So, naw, you don't want to go to any real places, that's where you end up f*cked up. Stick to the white places, and stay alive.

I certainly was, in Oz, I'll kick, your baws.

XD

That's probably only funny in my heed.

I mate I was over, didn't like it though. I was moving over there, I lasted about 7 weeks then came home. I was getting into a lot of trouble over here so my auld dear packed me my case, booked my flight and dropped me at the airport. Told me her pal was picking me up at the other end.

And that was me, 18 years of age, on my way to Oz to start a new life and I was home within 7 weeks. I'm going to write a book about it one day.

I was too young, I wasn't ready for Australia. But to be perfectly honest, Australia wasn't ready for me. B)

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 05:48 AM
Did you steal Trevalyn's corn XD

I'd have taken you under my wing, sounds like you were there same time as me, 2006'ish.

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 06:03 AM
Did you steal Trevalyn's corn XD

I'd have taken you under my wing, sounds like you were there same time as me, 2006'ish.

2004, I was in Thailand on xmas eve, 2 days before the tsunami.

18 years old, jumping about Bangkok with nothing but a lot of money, a lot of anger and a full blown erection.

I still maintain to this day think that when I dropped my baws on a whore's floor in Bangkok is what caused the tsunami.

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 06:19 AM
Next time I'm in the weej, nightoot ok XD

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 06:26 AM
Well I work all over, so if I'm up near Dundee in the near future I'll give you a shout.

But defos, when your in the Famous Old Glasgow town, give me a shout. Don't be wearing a kilt, though. >:(

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 06:36 AM
I left Dundee in 1989, man.

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 06:47 AM
I left Dundee in 1989, man.

Obviously I don't want an exact locale, but what's your nearest city?

521buc
05-01-2014, 07:49 AM
For me, I'm booked up for Warsaw in March, another successful trip with the Tartan Army, no such thing as a meaningless fixture in terms of ranking points etc.

Then, in October, a(n extended) family wedding in Mexico to possibly attend. The broo in Dundee fully-functional :D

Apart from that, might look forward to an independent Scotland when I visit post-September, who knows >;)


Nice one a wedding in Mexico I was there in April it's ace..desperate to go back..

Yes an independant Scotland would be a dream of a lifetime..:heart:

But everyone has their own views and will vote on how they feel or think what's best..exciting times ahead .

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 04:04 PM
I left Dundee in 1989, man.

Obviously I don't want an exact locale, but what's your nearest city?[/quote]London!

DannyBhoy
05-01-2014, 04:13 PM
I left Dundee in 1989, man.

Obviously I don't want an exact locale, but what's your nearest city?[/quote]London![/quote]

You have my sincerest sympathy.

BertrandRussell
05-01-2014, 06:34 PM
London!

That explains so much. :)

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 06:36 PM
The superfan just back from Ochilview :D

BertrandRussell
05-01-2014, 06:39 PM
Wasnae at today's game.

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
05-01-2014, 06:44 PM
A Dundonian wedding in Mexico?

Even the Los Zetas cocaine cartel will phuck off when that plane lands.

XD XD XD

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 06:46 PM
Wasnae at today's game.Really XD

BertrandRussell
05-01-2014, 06:48 PM
I would've been back by now if I had though.

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 06:51 PM
Might be it's just yer bro who comes flying on here after games.

BertrandRussell
05-01-2014, 06:52 PM
Says the man who hasn't seen Dundee in years.

EastStand_Elite
05-01-2014, 07:03 PM
I will have a life changing scenario come October, I for one cannot wait. Apart from that, hopefully another boy racer car and good wages :D

Mook1
06-01-2014, 02:35 PM
Were you f*ck, have you been to Oz, bet you haven't XD

So, naw, you don't want to go to any real places, that's where you end up f*cked up. Stick to the white places, and stay alive.

Holiday 2014, presented by Jim Davidson :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 03:15 PM
Mook still raging, I see XD

I've just booked a hotel in central Warsaw, not doing the Muirhouse/Clerrie option like the twins will be doing in Vienna, if that's still on XD

BertrandRussell
06-01-2014, 03:17 PM
Tainted makes an @rse of it, No.2,343. :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 03:34 PM
Says the man who hasn't seen Dundee in years.Who was I watching in Kirkcaldy last Thursday, then. Bertie continually making an erse of himself over attendances :D

BertrandRussell
06-01-2014, 03:34 PM
Aye, sure you were Timmy. :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 03:36 PM
Tainted makes an @rse of it, No.2,343. :DSee #32 XD

BertrandRussell
06-01-2014, 03:37 PM
I know, I did. XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 04:13 PM
Mook still raging, I see XD

I've just booked a hotel in central Warsaw, not doing the Muirhouse/Clerrie option like the twins will be doing in Vienna, if that's still on XD

When I'm in Italy, should I just stick to the 'white areas'? :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 05:12 PM
Na, go to the harbour, hopefully someone will knock f*ck out of you.

noahrab
06-01-2014, 05:16 PM
I will have a life changing scenario come October

I knew they could cut them off.

Putting them on must be some operation :)

noahrab
06-01-2014, 05:16 PM
Na, go to the harbour, hopefully someone will knock f*ck out of you.

:)

EastStand_Elite
06-01-2014, 05:24 PM
I will have a life changing scenario come October

I knew they could cut them off.

Putting them on must be some operation :)[/quote]

:)

stoneyatvt
06-01-2014, 05:29 PM
A country free to pursue the direction we want, where all teh votes of our country can make a difference would be a perfect year

Mook1
06-01-2014, 06:00 PM
Na, go to the harbour, hopefully someone will knock f*ck out of you.

Delightful stuff :D

Out of interest, is it a 'non-white' you hope knocks f*ck out of me? XD

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 06:13 PM
Mook's been to Carlisle and Sunderland and thinks he knows what's going on in the world XD

"dinny batter is, mister, ahm a pyure multikulcharist, ken " ... XD

"99% of muslims are peace-loving" XD XD XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 06:14 PM
Mook's been to Carlisle and Sunderland and thinks he knows what's going on in the world XD

"dinny batter is, mister, ahm a pyure multikulcharist, ken " ... XD

"99% of muslims are peace-loving" XD XD XD

We cannae aw be jet setting racists ye ken :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 06:22 PM
Oh dear, as if AJ didn't humiliate the pomagne-socialist enough about racism the other day.

Mook1
06-01-2014, 06:27 PM
Oh dear, as if AJ didn't humiliate the pomagne-socialist enough about racism the other day.

AJ will stay in the 'white areas' too, nae doubt :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 06:43 PM
I heard Iraq is nice this time of year, you can stay in the 99% peace-loving Muslim areas XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 06:46 PM
I heard Iraq is nice this time of year, you can stay in the 99% peace-loving Muslim areas XD

Muslims can be any colour, you'd ken that having been all around the World though :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 07:13 PM
How about Afghanistan, 99% of them are peace-loving as well XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD XD XD XD

EastStand_Elite
06-01-2014, 07:27 PM
I heard Iraq is nice this time of year, you can stay in the 99% peace-loving Muslim areas XD

Muslims can be any colour, you'd ken that having been all around the World though :D[/quote]

LOL :D XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 07:28 PM
How about Afghanistan, 99% of them are peace-loving as well XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD XD XD XD

You just 'stick to the white areas' pal, there's a good lad :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 07:37 PM
Are these the white muslim areas, are 99% of them peace-loving XD

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
06-01-2014, 07:40 PM
'Muslims can be any colour'

Oh ya phucker XD XD XD

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 07:41 PM
And don't forget, 99% of them are peace-loving, especially the ones in Iran, Somalia, Peckham, Bradford etc XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 07:43 PM
Sirus, just out of interest, what do you find so funny about me saying that 99% of Muslims are peace loving people?

It's not nearly as f*cked up as telling someone to 'stick to the white areas' on holiday...

JimmyHaze
06-01-2014, 07:45 PM
A country free to pursue the direction we want, where all teh votes of our country can make a difference would be a perfect year

sounds good to me

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 07:54 PM
Sirus, just out of interest, what do you find so funny about me saying that 99% of Muslims are peace loving people?

It's not nearly as f*cked up as telling someone to 'stick to the white areas' on holiday...Eh, because it's complete bullsh^t.

But you're the expert, you even know muslims of all different colours XD

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 08:38 PM
Where's Mook >:)

Maybe he can go to Indonesia, they wiped out 100% of peace-loving Tamils, that's ok though, the Indonesians are 99% peace-loving muslims.

Mook1
06-01-2014, 08:51 PM
You clearly have some issues with Islam/Muslims, you could probably point to most religions and atrocities they've commited in the last 100 years but you crack on with it and telling people to 'stick to white areas' on holiday because you've been to Mexico and I've only been to Carlisle and Sunderland apparently.

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 09:01 PM
And you're the one who hates Christians/western culture, not really sure why you're still living in the UK to be honest, taking council houses in Muirhouse from better-deserving people. why not jump off to Baghdad, live with these 99% of peace-loving muslims you know.

You are a disgusting little c*nt, that much is certain.

BertrandRussell
06-01-2014, 09:06 PM
I see TaintedTim continues to rage on into the evening.

XD

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 09:07 PM
Here's BertieBassett, right in the nick of time, as his 'brother' suffers humiliation after humiliation.

Here bertie, how much time did you spend in the townships when you were courting the crack ho', not a lot, I'll bet XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 09:10 PM
And you're the one who hates Christians/western culture, not really sure why you're still living in the UK to be honest, taking council houses in Muirhouse from better-deserving people. why not jump off to Baghdad, live with these 99% of peace-loving muslims you know.

You are a disgusting little c*nt, that much is certain.

And where did I say I hate Christians/western culture?

This should be good... :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 09:12 PM
Same place I said I hated muslims, you inbred phuckwit. You hate Christians, especially the variety your brother hates, that comes across all too vividly in your posts (sex abuse in the Church etc). Vile little ****.

Mook1
06-01-2014, 09:15 PM
Calm doon a bit, you'll give yourself a hernia at this rate :D

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 09:20 PM
Care to explain your comment about 99% of muslims being peace-loving XD

Where did you source that XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 09:28 PM
Care to explain your comment about 99% of muslims being peace-loving XD

Where did you source that XD

I think the vast majority of Muslims are peaceful people, my comment was based on that.

Obviously you disagree and feel it necessary to call me a c*nt on every post, which is fair enough I suppose... Clearly I'm the angry one though.

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 09:35 PM
The vast majority, now, is it. You really don't have a clue, better you don't leave yer Muirhouse bedsit, you're safer there.

Mook1
06-01-2014, 09:47 PM
99% was quite clearly an off the cuff figure to express the vast majority, keep peddling the Muirhouse stuff btw, it's terribly upsetting :D

BertrandRussell
06-01-2014, 10:41 PM
Does tainted get ANYTHING right? XD

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 10:49 PM
99% was quite clearly an off the cuff figure to express the vast majority, keep peddling the Muirhouse stuff btw, it's terribly upsetting :DOf course it was XD

Ragdolled tae f*ck, as per usual XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD

Mook1
06-01-2014, 10:50 PM
99% was quite clearly an off the cuff figure to express the vast majority, keep peddling the Muirhouse stuff btw, it's terribly upsetting :DOf course it was XD

Ragdolled tae f*ck, as per usual XD

'Muslims can be any colour' XD[/quote]

We are all ragdolled :D

BertrandRussell
06-01-2014, 11:58 PM
Ragdolled tae f*ck, as per usual XD


More sweary words. :?

Taintedice
06-01-2014, 11:59 PM
Is this you staying calm, getting all upset about a wee sweary word XD

At least I didn't tell you to 'go f*ck yourself' XD

The Clerrie chimp XD

Mook1
07-01-2014, 12:02 AM
Is this you staying calm, getting all upset about a wee sweary word XD

At least I didn't tell you to 'go f*ck yourself' XD

The Clerrie chimp XD

The frothing octopus in all his glory :D

Taintedice
07-01-2014, 12:07 AM
'Muslims can be any colour' XD