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gersforme
05-01-2014, 09:03 PM
I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

arab777
05-01-2014, 09:04 PM
what about moderate drinkers?

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
05-01-2014, 09:05 PM
Agreed. How can anybody no like a swally? :?

gersforme
05-01-2014, 09:05 PM
what about moderate drinkers?

you mean fly men who sit in the corner waiting to nip yer burd ? >:(

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:06 PM
I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

I have never made predictions and I never will

gersforme
05-01-2014, 09:09 PM
"facts are stupid things"


ronnie reagan >:)

EastStand_Elite
05-01-2014, 09:09 PM
what about moderate drinkers?

you mean fly men who sit in the corner waiting to nip yer burd ? >:([/quote]

Yes B)

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:11 PM
[quote="gersforme"


ronnie reagan >:)[/quote]

Good ol ronnie people dont realise or have forgotten what a gold mine he was back in the day for comedians



You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead - Stan Laurel

gersforme
05-01-2014, 09:12 PM
"today's oak is yesterday's nut who stood his ground"

david icke XD

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:13 PM
[quote="gersforme"

david icke XD[/quote]

thats a belter XD

bluek
05-01-2014, 09:15 PM
[quote="gersforme"

david icke XD[/quote]

XD XD

gersforme
05-01-2014, 09:15 PM
"are you worried about the national debt mr president?" (to ronnie reagan)

"why should i be? Its big enough to take care of itself" XD XD XD

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:15 PM
When in rome, eat lions

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:17 PM
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people

Dan Quayle

tartanscone1314
05-01-2014, 09:19 PM
I`m aff it after today , i`m phucked :(

gersforme
05-01-2014, 09:19 PM
the governor of texas was asked what he thought of the proposal that the bible be taught in spanish in local schools, his reply:

"if english was good enough for jesus, its good enough for me!" XD XD XD XD

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:20 PM
I`m aff it after today , i`m phucked :(

dont mean to be rude but youve been aff it for a while

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:23 PM
"I didn't grow up in the ocean -- as a matter of fact -- near the ocean -- I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing." --George W. Bush

gersforme
05-01-2014, 09:24 PM
"my opponents misunderestimated me"

g bush XD

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 09:24 PM
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people

Dan QuayleJamie Langfield said much the same thing, that he'd have to learn to speak 'South American' so he could talk to our Argies XD

Taintedice
05-01-2014, 09:27 PM
Didn't Bush Jnr ask what the French word was for 'entrepreneur' XD

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:30 PM
that show the daily show think it was? , when bush was in power it was good as every week they just put bush on speaking

Airdrieman
05-01-2014, 09:38 PM
Non drinkers are a suspicious lot.

JimmyHaze
05-01-2014, 09:39 PM
when it comes to politics i'm a marxist

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

Macaroni_Pie
05-01-2014, 10:53 PM
when it comes to politics i'm a marxist

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

XD XD

Christ, what would he have made of fitba message boards?!

KillieKingdom
06-01-2014, 12:52 AM
I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

What about those that used to drink but don't anymore? :? I drank 4 to 6 pints every weekend and maybe, a few swallys of whisky to top it off then eventually I got bored and stopped. Last drink was 5 years ago and the best thing about being tee-total, is that I am now 24 better off every month than I would have been if I had continued to drink. Finally I lost 2 stone alone in stopping drinking. :D

Macaroni_Pie
06-01-2014, 12:57 AM
I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

What about those that used to drink but don't anymore? :? I drank 4 to 6 pints every weekend and maybe, a few swallys of whisky to top it off then eventually I got bored and stopped. Last drink was 5 years ago and the best thing about being tee-total, is that I am now 24 better off every month than I would have been if I had continued to drink. Finally I lost 2 stone alone in stopping drinking. :D[/quote]

24 a month?! that's one fecking round FFS. How the feck much is a pint in Killie? If I was tee-total I'd be looking at a good couple of ***dred a month.

KillieKingdom
06-01-2014, 01:15 AM
I don't trust them and never will :(

I'm sorry but i won't apologise for my principles :(

What about those that used to drink but don't anymore? :? I drank 4 to 6 pints every weekend and maybe, a few swallys of whisky to top it off then eventually I got bored and stopped. Last drink was 5 years ago and the best thing about being tee-total, is that I am now ?24 better off every month than I would have been if I had continued to drink. Finally I lost 2 stone alone in stopping drinking. :D[/quote]

?24 a month?! that's one fecking round FFS. How the feck much is a pint in Killie? If I was tee-total I'd be looking at a good couple of ***dred a month.[/quote]

Killie? I'm from Kilwinning actually and have not been there for nearly 20 years now. I live in the Lang Toun but the drinking occured, while I lived at my old man's house in

JimmyHaze
06-01-2014, 08:16 AM
when it comes to politics i'm a marxist

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

Groucho Marx

XD XD

Christ, what would he have made of fitba message boards?![/quote]

fitba message boards are the last refuge of the scoundrel

happytim
06-01-2014, 08:43 PM
i would love to stop drinking but i enjoy it too much.

gersforme
07-01-2014, 12:01 AM
personally i think its time you sobered up ya lunatic