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gersforme
07-01-2014, 02:51 PM
How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

BobJRDobbs
07-01-2014, 03:01 PM
pit it in yer 8 bottles of Buckie

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:02 PM
pit it in yer 8 bottles of Buckie

who's this phucking bawbag :?

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:09 PM
Its intake water


No pysh

DannyBhoy
07-01-2014, 03:10 PM
pit it in yer 8 bottles of Buckie

Why would you dilute the taste of Buckfast?

You savage! >:(

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:10 PM
what a golden response from our resident Leith eejit

bluek
07-01-2014, 03:11 PM
How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Drinking loads of water helps tae stop ye getting that pain in yer kidneys fae swallying too much :s

DannyBhoy
07-01-2014, 03:18 PM
How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Drinking loads of water helps tae stop ye getting that pain in yer kidneys fae swallying too much :s[/quote]

Poor gersforme is already way past that.

His kidneys are ticking time bombs.

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:18 PM
my kidneys are phucked and my liver hurts everyday

but phuck it, its better to burn oot than fade away

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:20 PM
When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

angusros
07-01-2014, 03:23 PM
As you are 75% alcohol and 25% lard I dont believe water is required in your diet Gers :blue:

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:27 PM
angus, i've got a lot of time for you, you irritating little gnat

RustySpanner
07-01-2014, 03:34 PM
When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

That's quite interesting.

Tell me, do you collect stamps?

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:36 PM
No but I collect hanging baskets.

RustySpanner
07-01-2014, 03:38 PM
No but I collect hanging baskets.

Have you got one that would fit round your neck? >:(

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:38 PM
can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

Taintedice
07-01-2014, 03:39 PM
When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

That's quite interesting.

Tell me, do you collect stamps?[/quote]Bertie removes algae from swimming pools. With his tongue.

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:39 PM
No but I collect hanging baskets.

Have you got one that would fit round your neck? >:([/quote]

Oh youre nasty. :s

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:40 PM
can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

I read somewhere that if you drink too much water it actually washes nutrients out of your system. Not sure how true that is.

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:40 PM
When I'm at work I drink loads of water but when I'm at home I never touch the stuff.

That's quite interesting.

Tell me, do you collect stamps?[/quote]Bertie removes algae from swimming pools. With his tongue.[/quote]

I dont think anyone does that and if they did they'd only have themselves to blame for the enusing mess their mouth would be in.

RustySpanner
07-01-2014, 03:40 PM
can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

Listen Gers. I've not had a drink of water for 5 years. It's full of fluoride, poison and probably wee bugs that get inside you so the government can spy on you.

Stick to the bevvy.

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:42 PM
its true woland, its also true that your stomach loses acidity, making it harder to break down foods

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:42 PM
can't you kvnts stay on topic, i was up all night trying to be erudite and original >:(

I read somewhere that if you drink too much water it actually washes nutrients out of your system. Not sure how true that is.[/quote]

I read somewhere that Tanya fae Cambsulang sucks boaby. Im pretty sure it's true.

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:43 PM
If she's frae Cambusling, she probably does a lot worse.

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:46 PM
If she's frae Cambusling, she probably does a lot worse.

A lot better surely :?

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:47 PM
Depends on your viewpoint. I'm a puritanical Christian. >:(

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:49 PM
Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:50 PM
Depends on your viewpoint. I'm a puritanical Christian. >:(

I'm a heterosexual.

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:51 PM
No you're not, you're a Hibs fan.

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:53 PM
Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

Not one ranjurs pub either.

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:54 PM
No you're not, you're a Hibs fan.

FFS how old are you? :D

Poguemahone
07-01-2014, 03:54 PM
How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Its a good dousing in sanctified 'Holy Water' that you need Gers which will cleanse you of all your venial sins and protect you from every evil!

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:55 PM
FFS how old are you? :D

Old enough to know that Hibees don't qualify as heterosexuals.

:)

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:56 PM
FFS how old are you? :D

Old enough to know that Hibees don't qualify as heterosexuals.

:)[/quote]

I mean really :D :D :D

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:57 PM
Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

Not one ranjurs pub either.[/quote]

youre wrong they all are, the black bull is the epicentre of rangersism :D

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 03:58 PM
Have you used this forum before, Hibees?

gersforme
07-01-2014, 03:58 PM
How the phuck are you expected to drink 8 glasses of water a day :? you'd need phucking gills

load of shyte if you ask me

Its a good dousing in sanctified 'Holy Water' that you need Gers which will cleanse you of all your venial sins and protect you from every evil![/quote]


aye right mate , sign me up for it XD

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:59 PM
Cambuslang is a fine town, not one sellik pub in it B)

Not one ranjurs pub either.[/quote]

youre wrong they all are, the black bull is the epicentre of rangersism :D[/quote]

The black bull, findlays, the one that used to be across the road in the precint, chadwicks (this is the 80s) all mixed. Findlays is the closest to a hvn pub but it is mixed. The Sun Inn in Halfway is mostly timmy.

Hibees
07-01-2014, 03:59 PM
Have you used this forum before, Hibees?

Aye I was on yesterday.

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 04:01 PM
The Jungle in Harthill is the best Rangers boozer in the land.

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
07-01-2014, 04:04 PM
The Jungle in Harthill is the best Rangers boozer in the land.

How do you know that? Have you been in every Rangers pub in the land? :?

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 04:06 PM
Yes, of course.

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
07-01-2014, 04:14 PM
Yes, of course.

Thought as much.

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 04:18 PM
Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
07-01-2014, 04:19 PM
Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Coz he's from Glasgow, is a proper Rangers fan and has been in more Rangers pubs than you've had hot dinners.

Next question.

Hibees
07-01-2014, 04:21 PM
Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Oh boo hoo :D :D :D

Mook1
07-01-2014, 04:47 PM
I drink a load of water at work, good excuse to get up for a perv :D

BobJRDobbs
07-01-2014, 04:49 PM
"Rangers pub" AKA Squalid sectarian slop house

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 04:51 PM
Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Coz he's from Glasgow, is a proper Rangers fan and has been in more Rangers pubs than you've had hot dinners.
[/quote]

You really don't have the first clue. :)

DannyBhoy
07-01-2014, 04:53 PM
[quote="BobJRDobbs" AKA Squalid sectarian slop house[/quote]

Exactly. Excellently put.

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 04:54 PM
Drink in them often, Danny?

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
07-01-2014, 05:17 PM
Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Coz he's from Glasgow, is a proper Rangers fan and has been in more Rangers pubs than you've had hot dinners.
[/quote]

You really don't have the first clue. :)[/quote]

A 50 something Rangers fan from a Rangers stronghold - Partick - where every second pub is a Rangers boozer. Or a 34 year old, sometimes Rangers fan from a backwater, Hawick.

Mmmm, I wonder who has been in the most Rangers pubs. :)

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 05:18 PM
Do you believe everything you read on here, you moron?

XD XD XD

DannyBhoy
07-01-2014, 05:20 PM
Drink in them often, Danny?

No. I've had a pint in the Bristol Bar, but if you see the shyte that happens outside there and the Louden every July I reckon you'd be inclined to agree with me.

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 05:22 PM
Well I've been in Bairds bar (didn't buy a drink) and can't think of a worse boozer than that and I've been in a shabeen in Cape Town.

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
07-01-2014, 05:32 PM
Do you believe everything you read on here, you moron?

XD XD XD

Awrite, you're actually 58 and an Ibrox ST holder from Govan. :D

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 05:33 PM
Seriously though, AJ. You are a right daftie sometimes.

Mook1
07-01-2014, 05:39 PM
Going by AJ's logic, he wouldn't have a clue about Jambo boozers.

1995_Oh_My_Sides_
07-01-2014, 05:41 PM
And I wouldn't claim to. Unlike Woly. :)

Mook1
07-01-2014, 05:44 PM
I've been in a good few Rangers pubs in Glagow (not through choice) & can confirm that they're aw sh*te :D

BertrandRussell
07-01-2014, 05:48 PM
I've been in loads of Everton boozers in Liverpool and can confirm they're all absolutely wonderful.

:P

noahrab
07-01-2014, 07:22 PM
Why didn't you pick up gers when he said the Black Bull in Cambuslang is the epicentre of Rangersism? Is it because you feel obliged to argue with me about anything I post?

Why don't you pick up any 'The Rangers' fans on spelling mistakes.

Is it because of your need to feel accepted?

:)