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Red_Zeppelin
26-01-2014, 09:19 AM
...I bought a lottery ticket for wednesday and a packet o chewing gum...the boy goes tae me "are you wantin a bag for that?"...I near stuck the heid right phukkin on him >:(

tartanscone1314
26-01-2014, 09:19 AM
Bore aff Zheppmeister :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Red_Zeppelin
26-01-2014, 09:21 AM
do one no mark >:)

Mook1
26-01-2014, 09:38 AM
You dinnae shop at Waitrose?

I thought everybody in Aberdeen was rich.

Red_Zeppelin
26-01-2014, 09:41 AM
are you stupid or soemthing? they were shut!

Mook1
26-01-2014, 09:48 AM
I don't use shops, I've got a micro farm in my garden.

Dullard
26-01-2014, 09:50 AM
In that case Mook email me a bunch o carrots and a couple o leeks pal, I cannae be bothered going oot.

Mook1
26-01-2014, 09:52 AM
In that case Mook email me a bunch o carrots and a couple o leeks pal, I cannae be bothered going oot.

You making soup or just going to shake them at passers by?

Dullard
26-01-2014, 09:55 AM
In that case Mook email me a bunch o carrots and a couple o leeks pal, I cannae be bothered going oot.

You making soup or just going to shake them at passers by?[/quote]

I,m making some chicken stock aye. Got some leek and potato soup planned and also a few chicken and ham pies. Batch cooking is the way forward ye ken.

I have balloons full o pish reserved for any passers by that want to get wide.

Mook1
26-01-2014, 09:59 AM
I've got a giant dildo I like to wave oot the windae at folk.

Either that or my lifesize Braveheart Mel Gibson cardboard cut oot but I keep that for when the rugby's on.

Dullard
26-01-2014, 03:01 PM
I've got a giant dildo I like to wave oot the windae at folk.

Either that or my lifesize Braveheart Mel Gibson cardboard cut oot but I keep that for when the rugby's on.

I cannae see anything fundamentally wrong with that to be honest

DannyBhoy
26-01-2014, 03:08 PM
How did your soup turn out, Dullard?

Redford
26-01-2014, 03:50 PM
[quote="Red_Zeppelin"...I near stuck the heid right phukkin on him >:([/quote]

de ja vu

Dullard
26-01-2014, 04:30 PM
How did your soup turn out, Dullard?

Turned out well Mr Danny, used a pressure cooker for the stock. Good bit of kit the old pressure cooker.

54FairAndSquare
26-01-2014, 04:39 PM
[quote="Red_Zeppelin"...I near stuck the heid right phukkin on him >:([/quote]

Sainsbury's.

Aberdeen.

Social Climber. :/

DannyBhoy
26-01-2014, 04:41 PM
How did your soup turn out, Dullard?

Turned out well Mr Danny, used a pressure cooker for the stock. Good bit of kit the old pressure cooker.[/quote]

It's something I've never used, a pressure cooker. I'd probably try to cook while steaming and fall asleep.

KABOOM!!! :blue:

Sir_Walter_Timslayer
26-01-2014, 06:25 PM
Where did that thread about middle class *********gers go? >:)

Dullard
26-01-2014, 06:54 PM
Where did that thread about middle class *********gers go? >:)

Same place as your We Love You Arabs thread.

Dont think anyones forgotten about that one either birdbrain :D

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