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tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 01:38 PM
Dr Sunderland said tae me , are you ex forces ?



She was gagging

braincapers
09-02-2014, 01:41 PM
Is your doctor Anne Sunderland?

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 01:44 PM
Did she give you crutches?

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 02:03 PM
Is your doctor Anne Sunderland?



Aye her fae Renfrew ...she said to the nurse Wendy that eats the bannanas that im an Idiot .

I heard her say it

AguyIknow
09-02-2014, 02:05 PM
Wtf did you do to that hedge?

braincapers
09-02-2014, 02:06 PM
Is your doctor Anne Sunderland?



Aye her fae Renfrew ...she said to the nurse Wendy that eats the bannanas that im an Idiot .

I heard her say it[/quote]


I have always thought that as well as being a very good GP she is an excellent judge of character.

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 02:07 PM
Is she worth a scuttle, Scone?

braincapers
09-02-2014, 02:10 PM
Is she worth a scuttle, Scone?



Well below the weight requirements needed to meet your somewhat odd proclivities.

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 02:11 PM
Did she give you crutches?


Danny .. I just soldier oan ma friend , ive been in worst situations , but id rather no talk aboot it .


but i remember one time when me and Mad Mitch parachuted intae the Gobi desert , anyway ma chute got tangled up at 15,000 foot , I thought i was a gonner ...I looked up at the blazing Sun , and then like t thing Mad Mitch swooped doon like an Eagle and picked me up .


I will never forget what he said to me tioll my dying day " Do you want a Cuddle Sconemeister "

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 02:15 PM
Did she give you crutches?


Danny .. I just soldier oan ma friend , ive been in worst situations , but id rather no talk aboot it .


but i remember one time when me and Mad Mitch parachuted intae the Gobi desert , anyway ma chute got tangled up at 15,000 foot , I thought i was a gonner ...I looked up at the blazing Sun , and then like t thing Mad Mitch swooped doon like an Eagle and picked me up .


I will never forget what he said to me tioll my dying day " Do you want a Cuddle Sconemeister "[/quote]

A truly beautiful story, Scone. It's amazing how two stone cold killers can share such warm experiences. The world would be a better place if there were more like you and Mad Mitch going about.

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 02:23 PM
I only served my Country Danny , i dont want anyone shouting i should get more medals .




Most of my actions were undercover , ive killed mair North Koreas than Emperor Hirohito


And given a chance i wid huv shot that Phucker .

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 02:27 PM
What was your quarrel with the North Koreans, Scone?

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 02:36 PM
Ive nae time for they phuckers they are in the Trio of Axis of Evil wae Belgium , Turkey ,Argentina and Iran .

Mexico isnae much better .

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 02:40 PM
Mexicans are OK in my book, they gave the world chilli and fajitas which is a dynamite munch, plus they're some crazy mofo's.

Is it only corned beef that you're boycotting from the four countries in the Trio of Axis of Evil?

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 02:45 PM
Sorry Danny , you know my stance oan Corned Beef .

" I will or not have Corned Beef at my Table ."


I signed that oath on the 10 May 1982 , and nothing but nothing will sway my decision .

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 02:47 PM
I know all about the corned beef boycott, you carry it out with great courage, dignity and humbleness.

Is that the only thing you're boycotting, though?

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 02:53 PM
I dont eat Sweet and Sour from the Chinese , thats because of the Japanese Burma Railways .


I dont eat fish from Iceland as i was involved in the Cod Wars of the 70s


I dont like Muslims or Arabs

Austrailians are rhatbags , i cannae stand them .


Apart fae that im happy go lucky .

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 05:49 PM
Ma legs gowping again :blue:




Timbo doctor is trying tae phucking kill me >:)

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 06:00 PM
Ma legs gowping again :blue:




Timbo doctor is trying tae phucking kill me >:)

Watch what you're doing if your swallying and taking painkillers, Scone.

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 06:02 PM
Danny its ma right leg , the same one that memorised and gave some of Europes best players sleepless nights .

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 06:04 PM
I dont know if ive ever mentioned this before .


But when i was a wee laddie they used tae call me the White Ferenc PuskA?s .

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 06:15 PM
I dont know if ive ever mentioned this before .


But when i was a wee laddie they used tae call me the White Ferenc PuskA?s .

I don't know if you told me, but I did hear the story of a man, a great man, a talented man, a man they called the Inchinnan White Ferenc Puskas turning down Bayern Munich because he had to go and serve his country.

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 06:34 PM
I hate talking aboot ma fitba career , but i could play anywhere , i was that good , i ended up as a winger as i could run 100 meteres in 10. 3 seconds with socks on .


They called me the White Pietro Mennea .

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 06:37 PM
What position did you prefer playing?

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 06:38 PM
I dont like talking aboot it noo , but i mind they had us at some sort of exibition thing at Shawfield in the mid 70s .

Man v Dug thing .


I beat the Greyhoond .

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 06:41 PM
Can you run faster than Big Al?

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 06:42 PM
What position did you prefer playing?


Danny i was a Midfielder , no an attacking one , but i steadied the ship .


I was the nearest Dave McKay



Before ma injury it was between me and Peter Lorimer for the wingers position in the school boys game v England .


Lorimer scored twice .

tartanscone1314
09-02-2014, 06:44 PM
Can you run faster than Big Al?


Big Al is a beast , i hid his baw the other day , i like tae play tricks oan him , its a laugh a minute .

He nearly hud the haund aff me >:)

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 06:46 PM
What position did you prefer playing?


Danny i was a Midfielder , no an attacking one , but i steadied the ship .


I was the nearest Dave McKay



Before ma injury it was between me and Peter Lorimer for the wingers position in the school boys game v England .


Lorimer scored twice .[/quote]

Here, Scone, who was the best player you played against?

DannyBhoy
09-02-2014, 06:47 PM
Can you run faster than Big Al?


Big Al is a beast , i hid his baw the other day , i like tae play tricks oan him , its a laugh a minute .

He nearly hud the haund aff me >:)[/quote]

How are the goldfish?