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Dullard
21-02-2014, 10:46 PM
Is it true he is so thick he has to have his pantaloons labelled " back " and " front " so he doesnae wet himself?

Steen hive
22-02-2014, 07:33 AM
[quote="Dullard" so he doesnae wet himself?[/quote] no need for thon , the loon is obviously not the brightest and likes to try and insult myself and others on a fitba banter forum, but I am sure he wears his Calvins correctly ;);

BertrandRussell
22-02-2014, 08:06 AM
Is this a fitba banter forum?

No way! XD

DannyBhoy
22-02-2014, 08:09 AM
I like Tam.

I'm meeting him in The Roseburn today for a pint.

:D

BertrandRussell
22-02-2014, 08:11 AM
If Tam goes into the Roseburn today, you'd better send 100 bodybags over.

Col Trautman Loyal. :D

DannyBhoy
22-02-2014, 08:17 AM
He's coming, woland. Tam sounded rather disappointed I couldn't get him a ticket, but me being the friend that I am, offered him mine. Thomas was bowled over by this show of generosity, and politely declined, but he said that as a thank you, he'll buy me a pint in the pub today.

BertrandRussell
22-02-2014, 08:19 AM
You've used the word 'politely' in a sentence relating to BigTam... so I know you're lying.

DannyBhoy
22-02-2014, 08:22 AM
I'm not.

He's making the rolls and bacon for my arrival around 11.30am.

BertrandRussell
22-02-2014, 08:24 AM
Aye and Neil Lennon will be humble and dignified if Celtic lose today as well.

DannyBhoy
22-02-2014, 08:29 AM
Celtic won't lose today.

As an aside, it's 30 quid for a ticket today. I would be interested to see how many Premiership games you could get into for that.

BertrandRussell
22-02-2014, 08:36 AM
Not many. Maybe Man City and Sunderland.

However, 30 for an SPFL match is a scandal!

DannyBhoy
22-02-2014, 08:42 AM
Are the A? signs working again?

What's gawn oan?! >:(

BertrandRussell
22-02-2014, 08:44 AM
Seems to come and go. :?

DannyBhoy
22-02-2014, 08:52 AM
A lot of shyte!

A few years ago we were A?38 to go there, when they cut our allocation. It was the same price as a ticket to ibrox.

The thing is though, there's the demand for it. They could charge 50 quid and we would still sell the Roseburn out.

BertrandRussell
22-02-2014, 08:54 AM
That's the problem in Scotland. There's always another sucker willing to step up and pay.

The Germans have the right idea.

WangOneIn
22-02-2014, 09:04 AM
A?30, that's about 10 pints!!

grubber83
22-02-2014, 09:08 AM
That's the problem in Scotland. There's always another sucker willing to step up and pay.

The Germans have the right idea.

Aye the Germans have it well sussed. I heard on the radio the other day that bayern Munich revoke season tickets from anyone who attends only 5 games or less a season. True story.

DannyBhoy
22-02-2014, 09:13 AM
A?30, that's about 10 pints!!

Aye, 10 pints.

Or 5 pints and 15 bucks on a coupon watching the results coming in.