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BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 08:31 PM
Trying to persuade her to go to Belgrade for a holiday. Told her Serbia seems like an interesting place.

She goes, "It'll be freezing...".

After much interrogation, I discover she thinks I mean Siberia, not Serbia.

I thought it was funny.

happytim
24-03-2014, 08:33 PM
who the feks umfofo.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 08:37 PM
My mail-order bride! >:(

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 08:39 PM
Here's a picture of her I took in Princes Street Gardens earlier today.

http://i57.tinypic.com/2rrbb6b.png

Nevermore666
24-03-2014, 08:41 PM
I'd dump her. Nee chance of a BJ with that mouth.

imtheboy
24-03-2014, 08:41 PM
Serbs are horrible folk in my experience of dealing with them..

Farmers,clergymen,soldiers,wummin,weans; the lot of them.

Sconemeister1314
24-03-2014, 08:42 PM
Does she like Corn oan the Cob ?

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 08:43 PM
They'll eat anything, scone.

itb - I've taken a liking to Partizan Belgrade. I like the Serbs. Been reading about the 1st world war a lot recently. They've had a hard time.

DannyBhoy
24-03-2014, 08:47 PM
The women are meant to be absolutely amazing. A good mate of mine went over when rangers played Red Star in the Champions League qualifier, said the women were exceptional.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 08:50 PM
Ana Ivanovic, the tennis player, is Serbian. That speaks volumes.

imtheboy
24-03-2014, 08:51 PM
If its wummin ye want then the Dalmation Coast is the place to be..

Aye,Bertie I hear what you're saying about The Great War but that doesnt detract from the way they operate and live their lives.Devious,greedy and ruthless.

Ive suffered them in Bosnia,Croatia,Kosovo and Macedonia...Nae saving graces as far as I'm concerned..

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 08:53 PM
So do you have a soft spot for an ex-Yugoslav state? I would hazard a guess that the Bosnians or Croats are most friendly.

There's just something about Serbia I like. Don't seem to take any sh*t and not fans of a certain latin religion. :D

noahrab
24-03-2014, 08:56 PM
If its wummin ye want then the Dalmation Coast is the place to be..



I've been there 101 times.

DannyBhoy
24-03-2014, 08:57 PM
So do you have a soft spot for an ex-Yugoslav state? I would hazard a guess that the Bosnians or Croats are most friendly.

There's just something about Serbia I like. Don't seem to take any sh*t and not fans of a certain latin religion. :D

What an utterly ridiculous post.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 08:59 PM
Not quite as ridiculous as admitting to strangers that you fancy fat women.

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:08 PM
Not quite as ridiculous as admitting to strangers that you fancy fat women.









Yes it is, by a long way.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:09 PM
In what way, bob?

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:16 PM
You like skinny burds, he likes chubby chicks, he might prefer blondes, you might prefer brunettes, who cares, but the way you rubbing your small pen1s because you think they dont like Catholics is pish, they're Serbs, they dont like any fecker, and i'm pretty sure the arrogant ersholes would bitchslap you for trying to suck up to them.

noahrab
24-03-2014, 09:18 PM
You like skinny burds, he likes chubby chicks, he might prefer blondes, you might prefer brunettes, who cares, but the way you rubbing your small pen1s because you think they dont like Catholics is pish, they're Serbs, they dont like any fecker, and i'm pretty sure the arrogant ersholes would bitchslap you for trying to suck up to them.

Ooft!

That's gotta hurt :)

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:19 PM
You like skinny burds, he likes chubby chicks, he might prefer blondes, you might prefer brunettes, who cares, but the way you rubbing your small pen1s because you think they dont like Catholics is pish, they're Serbs, they dont like any fecker, and i'm pretty sure the arrogant ersholes would bitchslap you for trying to suck up to them.

Can you repeat that in English, you yahoo moron?

DannyBhoy
24-03-2014, 09:20 PM
You like skinny burds, he likes chubby chicks, he might prefer blondes, you might prefer brunettes, who cares, but the way you rubbing your small pen1s because you think they dont like Catholics is pish, they're Serbs, they dont like any fecker, and i'm pretty sure the arrogant ersholes would bitchslap you for trying to suck up to them.

Beautifully put, Sevvy.

imtheboy
24-03-2014, 09:20 PM
As much as it pains me to agree wae Bob,he's right. They are horrible,sneering selfish folk.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:21 PM
I'll go over there and make my own decision, itb.

DannyBhoy
24-03-2014, 09:22 PM
As much as it pains me to agree wae Bob,he's right. They are horrible,sneering selfish folk.

Why don't you want to agree with Bob?

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:23 PM
I'll go over there and make my own decision, itb.








Watch you dont get ethnically cleansed if you try to sook up to the wrong Serbs.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:23 PM
Bob bides in England and hasnae got a f*cking clue what's going on in Scotland.

imtheboy
24-03-2014, 09:26 PM
Because he's one of the most bigoted folk to post on here Danny,with his wee "dhub" campaign and so on..


Nae bother Bertie,I hope you go and have a good time but I wouldnt go near the place. They still harbour grudges following the NATO attacks in 1999.

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:27 PM
As much as it pains me to agree wae Bob,he's right. They are horrible,sneering selfish folk.






Obviously i dont have the same amount of contact with them as you had ITB, but the small amount of contact i have had you hit the nail squarely on the head.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:28 PM
I'm no' in NATO. I would just like to visit somewhere a bit different and my African mail-order bride needs a wee bit European culture etc. :D

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:28 PM
Bob bides in England and hasnae got a f*cking clue what's going on in Scotland.






Where in Scotland is Serbia?

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:30 PM
[quote="imtheboy" campaign and so on..


Nae bother Bertie,I hope you go and have a good time but I wouldnt go near the place. They still harbour grudges following the NATO attacks in 1999.[/quote]








ITB, have you ever stopped to think why i invented that phrase?

imtheboy
24-03-2014, 09:31 PM
I'm no' in NATO. I would just like to visit somewhere a bit different and my African mail-order bride needs a wee bit European culture etc. :D

Thats just it though,as far as theyre concerned you ARE in NATO.

These folk bear grudges for ***dreds of years; a chance to ***** a British bloke when theres alcohol involved would be seen as "good honour". I'm not making this up,it has happened.

Be careful if you do go mucker.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:32 PM
Bob, stick tae Canal Street, ya angry little pr(ck.

imtheboy
24-03-2014, 09:34 PM
ITB, have you ever stopped to think why i invented that phrase?

No,I tend to ignore it but its difficult when youve restarted your wee campaign and plaster it into every post and thread during that time :zzz:

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:34 PM
Be careful if you do go mucker.

I'll be alright. I've survived Hawick High Street on a Saturday night and several adventures in Cape Town (not advised).

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:35 PM
Bob, stick tae Canal Street, ya angry little pr(ck.







It may just be me, but all the anger on this thread seems to be eminating from you, and funnily enough it only came to the fore after i joined it. Funny that.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:36 PM
I don't like Celtic supporters. Nothing funny about it.

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:39 PM
ITB, have you ever stopped to think why i invented that phrase?

No,I tend to ignore it but its difficult when youve restarted your wee campaign and plaster it into every post and thread during that time :zzz:[/quote]




I know you ignore it, you also ignore thes we get called from the hvns, why?
, i choose where i think it's needed, and you were the one thats brought it up

DeezAreGood
24-03-2014, 09:39 PM
Another disastrous thread for the Hawick imbecile.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:41 PM
Interesting advice from people. Good thread.

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:42 PM
I don't like Celtic supporters. Nothing funny about it.







Thats cos you're a wee pussy.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:43 PM
Is it really?

I'd love to see you prove that, from England.

:D

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:47 PM
I dont have to, you do it for me almost everytime you post.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:48 PM
Good stuff, hard-man from Manchester. :D

manofsteel
24-03-2014, 09:52 PM
Only trying to reciprocate your hard man from Edinburgh act, which admittedly isnt too difficult.

noahrab
24-03-2014, 09:52 PM
I dont have to, you do it for me almost everytime you post.

I'm away to get some popcorn :)

DeezAreGood
24-03-2014, 09:54 PM
Clermiston for Bertie. About 3 miles away from Edinburgh, geographically. 150 years any other way.

BertrandRussell
24-03-2014, 09:56 PM
I'm unable to contemplate the wishy-washy, plum-fest that could follow.

CB_1874
25-03-2014, 06:45 AM
I don't like Celtic supporters. Nothing funny about it.

Know a lot of them do you? :D

BertrandRussell
25-03-2014, 08:35 AM
I know a few Tims. Been in bands with a couple. Worked with a few.

Sweeping generalisations are a speciality of mine.

:D

noahrab
25-03-2014, 08:39 AM
I know a few Tims. Been in bands with a couple. Worked with a few.

Sweeping generalisations are a speciality of mine.

:D

Bands???

FFS don't tell me they all broke up :)

BertrandRussell
25-03-2014, 08:41 AM
No, they stayed together. I'm currently in 23 bands.

XD

DeezAreGood
25-03-2014, 08:48 AM
woland not liking celtic fans is a sure sign of a seriously troubled individual.

I got that from his twin, a top psychologist.

BertrandRussell
25-03-2014, 08:50 AM
I'm really good mates with 3 Tims.

noahrab
25-03-2014, 08:51 AM
I bet none of them can sell a TV like you though XD XD XD

BertrandRussell
25-03-2014, 08:52 AM
I was rubbish at selling TVs. :)

DeezAreGood
25-03-2014, 08:55 AM
I'm really good mates with 3 Tims.yep, just like your twin has loads of mancs for mates XD

BertrandRussell
25-03-2014, 08:57 AM
So, anyway - the Siberia/Serbia confusion. I thought it was funny.

:D