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Neil61
28-06-2014, 10:46 PM
If he's still at Liverpool maybe we can have him sent off early by playing the Jaws music before they come out.
I'll start with Same old Suarez always eating. Any more suggestions?

ClaretMatt4
28-06-2014, 10:51 PM
Come and have a bite if you think you're mad enough.

I hope you had your breakfast

Does your tamer know you're here

ClaretKent
29-06-2014, 09:48 AM
All I want for Xmas are me two front teeth?;D

Claret_Till_I_Die
29-06-2014, 09:55 AM
Judging by the fact that I think he's played his last game for them..

"Where's your Suarez gone"

CaptJohn
29-06-2014, 11:15 AM
Good to see some wit emerging so early in the day.

VicarInATutu88
29-06-2014, 11:56 AM
"he could eat a player through a letterbox,
he could eat a player through a letterbox,
he could eat a player through, eat a player through,
eat a player through a letterbox"

dermotdermot
29-06-2014, 12:11 PM
Yes there were times, I'm sure you knew

When you bit off more than you could chew

But through it all, when there was doubt

You ate it up and spat it out

You faced it all and still stood tall and did it your way



( Slight variation of a verse from My Way )

oldcolner
29-06-2014, 12:30 PM
Louie Louie by the kings men has chorus lines like
Louie Louie oh no saying we got to go yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Could be you gotta go
or you gotta gnaw - view external link (www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vae_AkLb4Q)

roymoz
29-06-2014, 02:58 PM
he bites who he wants, he bites who he waaaaaaaants, luis suarez, he bites who he wants :D

tufwick
29-06-2014, 05:48 PM
Suarez, you don't know what you're chewin, you don't know what you're chewin ...

We are Burnley, super Burnley,
We don't taste nice, we don't care
We are Burnley from the north.

charlieinkentucky
29-06-2014, 07:44 PM
you don't know what you're chewing.

wow. massive like for tufwick

Neil61
29-06-2014, 09:12 PM
Who et all the players
Who et all the players
Goofy bstard
Goofy bstard
You et all the players

buxtonclaret
29-06-2014, 09:37 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/1pxegz.jpg

bfcjg
29-06-2014, 09:42 PM
Chew, ate but not pies
Chew, ate but not pies
Cannibal, cannibal
Chew ate but not pies.

TheInsideMan
29-06-2014, 10:18 PM
I'm sure these will affect him massively, I mean booing always seems to put him off so singing a nasty song will probably reduce him to tears.

yesTHATironingboard
29-06-2014, 10:21 PM
I'm sure these will affect him massively, I mean booing always seems to put him off so singing a nasty song will probably reduce him to tears.

yes. i suggest sitting in silence and then politely applauding when he bites the referee then rolls around on the floor whilst downloading footage of war-crimes where he is the one doing the genocide.

TheInsideMan
29-06-2014, 10:27 PM
...That's quite unlikely I think...he'll lose 3g with all that rolling around.

yesTHATironingboard
29-06-2014, 10:31 PM
not so. his teeth are so receptive to signals he sees the internet in his mind.

he was actually watching celebrity masterchef on iplayer when he bit chiellini.

Funkydrummer
29-06-2014, 10:34 PM
How much is that doggy in the forward line
The one with the big bloody teeth
How much is that doggy in the forward line
I do hope the *******s for sale

JeremyBender
29-06-2014, 10:41 PM
Can only be this... - view external link (www.youtube.com/watch?v=R439Y5Awe78)