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Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 07:07 AM
http://i58.tinypic.com/14mgia1.jpg

steve_f
07-09-2014, 07:10 AM
Not a cloleman balls but one from the racing commentary

Mccoy took a look between his legs, and he liked what he saw

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 07:11 AM
http://i59.tinypic.com/11gornt.jpg

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 07:19 AM
Just remembering that TMS moment between Jonathan Agnew and Brian Johnston. - view external link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ)

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 07:33 AM
"Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is."

"Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh no he isn't! It's a lap record."


Murray Walker.

NUMANdroid
07-09-2014, 07:44 AM
It's finished all square here. Torquay United 2 Halifax Town 2. Torquay end their losing streak with a late equaliser. Halifax on the other hand extend their unbeaten run to, er, one..

NUMANdroid
07-09-2014, 07:48 AM
CC
might just be my phone but I can't get your link to work.

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 07:53 AM
with youtube links you have to manually add : after the https.

for some reason.

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 07:53 AM
"That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice." - Trevor Brooking

"What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal." - Jimmy Hill

claretblue
07-09-2014, 08:03 AM
try this C_C - without the htpp etc.

it's a must for cheering you up whaterver your circumstances

always makes me laugh! XD - view external link (www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ)

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 08:57 AM
"An inch or two either side of the post and that would been a goal" - Dave Basset, SKY Sports

clareteria
07-09-2014, 09:23 AM
From Coleman himself " and Juantarina opens his legs, and shows his class"!!

minniemouth
07-09-2014, 09:55 AM
Hilarious Quotes From Sports Commentators

Pat Glenn-Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh-Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I
once rode her mother."

Murray Walker:"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman:"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter:"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none
of them serious."

Terry Venables:"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson:"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you
can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter-BBC TV Boat Race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio:"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field."

US TV Commentator:"One of the reas

ClaretTony2014
07-09-2014, 10:02 AM
"From Coleman himself " and Juantarina opens his legs, and shows his class"!!"


I couldn't remember who the athlete was but recall the colemanball.

BTW: Fantastic listening to Brian Johnston again on the youtube link.

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 10:07 AM
What Newcastle United Fans like. - view external link (http://www.nufc-forum.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=28269.0)

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 10:11 AM
"We say educated left foot,... of course there are many players with educated right foots" - Ron Jones, Radio 5 Live

"Mark Hughes at his very best, he loves to feel people right behind him" - Kevin Keegan

"Tell the Kraut to get his ass up front. We don't pay a million for a guy to hang around in defense" - New York Cosmos executive, on Beckenbauer's positioning.

"There are rumours of fractions within the Palace dressing room."
Shaun Derry

"Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It's as big as him, which isn't very big, but it's bigger."
Kevin Keegan

"Lampard picks his head up and knocks it out to the wing."
Alan Shearer

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 10:30 AM
"Footballers are no different from human beings."
Graham Taylor

"We’ll have more football later. Meanwhile, here are the highlights from the Scottish Cup final."
Gary Newbon

"He's signalling to the bench with his groin."
Mark Bright

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 11:28 AM
"People will look at Bowyer and Woodgate and say ‘Well, there’s no mud without flames’."
Gordon Taylor

"I don't want to give Robbie Blake any praise, but he was superb."
Steve Cotterill

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 11:33 AM
And what did footballers learn at skool?


"Maths is totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school."
David Beckham (and English was probably teached differently as well)

"I’d love the person who taught Jose Mourinho English to taught me."
Steve Claridge, who may have gone to the same school as David Beckham!

"Paul Lambert has learned Fabian Delph the game."
Paul Merson

"I've had 14 bookings this season, 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne

"Think of a number between 10 and 11."
Ron Atkinson

"Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day."
Clive Tyldesley

"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.”
Lawrie McMenemy

"Real’s second goal made it 3-0."
Des Lynam

“All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.”
Mitchell Thomas

"The 2,000 away fans will be unhappy. In fact half of them have gone, there's only 500 left."
Chris Waddle

"...and so the

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 02:22 PM
"It wasn't going to be our day on the night."

"Jermaine Jenas is a fit lad. He gets from box to box in all of 90 minutes.”

"What can I say about Peter Shilton? Peter Shilton is Peter Shilton, and he has been Peter Shilton since the year dot."

"I'd say he's the best in Europe, if you put me on the fence."

"Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older."

"We're flying on Concorde. That'll shorten the distance. That's self-explanatory."

“We got nine and you can’t score more than that.”

- Bobby Robson

Caernarfon_Claret
07-09-2014, 03:05 PM
"And he’s out there in front breaking wind for the rest of the peloton."
Phil Leggett (cycling)

BennyD
07-09-2014, 03:32 PM
The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.

beeholeclaret2
07-09-2014, 07:55 PM
Syd Waddell talking about Jocky Wilson;

You can sum those darts up in one word - "World Class darts!"


My favourite -

The venue - the BBC sunday morning sofa discussing Reading's game.

Jimmy Hill (deliberating) - "Reading were kept in the game by their keeper Shagger Hislop."

Des Lynam - (with quick glance into the camera) "Er I think you'll find there's a 'K' in there somewhere Jimmy."

BHole
07-09-2014, 08:59 PM
"There's Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.” Another Brian Johnston Classic! - view external link (M)

fatboy47
07-09-2014, 09:07 PM
Don Revie in post-match interview with David Coleman.


""Just two words Davit...Norman Hunter...Davit""

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 10:40 AM
"He seems to have had a problem with his right foot which has run with him all day.
Robin Jackman (cricket)

"Manchester United could only beat Exeter 2-0 – and it was just 1-0 at one point."
Alan Brazil

"I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey."
Mick McCarthy

"So, this movie you star in, The Life Story of George Best, tell us what it's about."
Sky Sports commentator

"That was the perfect penalty - apart from he missed it."
Rob McCaffrey

“My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.”
David Beckham

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 10:43 AM
"Javier Chevanton don’t speak the language too good."
Kevin Bond

"We had a word with him about diving and since then the lad’s come on leaps and bounds."
Billy Dodds

“I’d settle for a 1-0 draw.”
David Gold

“For Tony Adams to confess his alcoholism like that took a lot of bottle.”
Ian Wright

“I promise results, not promises.”
John Bond

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 10:45 AM
From the non-sporting world:

"John Redwood is a young man but, let's face it, so was Margaret Thatcher in 1975."
Edward Leigh

"The original light bulb invented by Thomas Edison goes under the hammer at Sothebys today."
Radio commentator

"I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door."
Cher

"Christmas is far too commercial, and toilet paper with Father Christmas on it is scraping the bottom."
Radio Commentator

"Red squirrels - you don't see many of them since they became extinct."
Michael Aspel

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out here in Africa."
Britney Spears

"And you both met at the same place?"
Ken Bruce

"Beautifully played, as ever, by a man celebrating his birthday this year."
Henry Kelly

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 10:59 AM
"Princess Anne's not afraid of a latrine in Africa - she just gets in there and does the job."
TC Commentator

"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives."
Radio commentator

"I watched that without the sound, so I couldn't quite see what was going on."
Adrian Chiles

"Relax. You are in the middle of 30 minutes of uninterrupted music on Classic FM."
Classic FM!

"OK Julie, now pick me a number...A,B,C or D"
Lorraine Kelly

"It's not the future I'm talking about, I'm talking about tomorrow."
John Gummer

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
George W. Bush

"Damien Hurst tends to use everyday objects such as a shark in formaldehyde."
Radio Commentator

"Is it your sister or brother who's his dad?"
Victoria Derbyshire

Sproggy
08-09-2014, 11:23 AM
“I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat” - Ron Atkinson

Notrigsbyscat
08-09-2014, 12:14 PM
stop, STOP, I've got tears in my eyes XD

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 12:23 PM
"At least 50% of the population are women, and the rest are men."
Harriet Harman

"Not a single human being has asked me about the selection process - only journalists."
Frank Dobson

"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?"
Michael Barrymore

"Do we know what sex the cow is?"
Julian Worricker

"He was a wonderful man, as was his wife."
Sean Rafferty

"We went to university together, but not at the same time."
Keith Vaz

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 12:27 PM
“You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.”
Peter Shilton

“His return gives England another key to its bow.”
Stuart Pearce

“I’ve been consistent in patches this season.”
Theo Walcott

“He’s been like a fresh of breath air.”
Roy Keane

“The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.”
Tony Cottee

“It’s now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton.”
Iain Dowie

“Sheffield Wednesday are third in the table. You couldn’t be any higher.”
Ian Abrahams

“Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.”
Ron Greenwood

“Very few great goals actually go in.”
Graham Taylor

“Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1.”
Ron Atkinson

“There's only one place you want to be and that's Wembley, Old Trafford or Anfield.”
Mick Channon

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 07:33 PM
"The problem at Wimbledon seems to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency."
Joe Kinnear

"He has got his tactics wrong tactically."
Mick Quinn

"He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle."
Mark Lawrenson

"Referees, like most of us, are human beings."
Piara Powers

"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison

"Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall."
Paul McKenna

"The header was cleared off the line by the crossbar."
Simon Brotherton

Sarum
08-09-2014, 08:31 PM
"Kilmarnock v Partick Thistle, match postponed...that of course is a latest score." Frank Bough.

"Thank you for evoking memories - particularly of days gone by". Mike Ingham

"In fact, I'll stick my neck out and say that whichever side wins this match might win the Cup". Fred Trueman.

"I have other irons in the fire, but I'm keeping them close to my chest". The one and only John Bond.

Caernarfon_Claret
08-09-2014, 09:21 PM
"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?"

"And now excuse me while I interrupt myself."

"There’s nothing wrong with the car except that it’s on fire."

"I make no apologies for their absence; I’m sorry they’re not here."

"The lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact it’s just under seven seconds."

"This is an interesting circuit because it has inclines – and not just up but down as well."

"There is Michael Schumacher. He’s actually in a very good position. He’s in first place."

"This will be Williams’ first win since the last time a Williams won."

"Stewart has two cars in the top five – Magnusson fifth and Barrichello sixth."

"He’s in front of everyone in this race except for the two in front of him."

"Either that car is stationary or it’s on the move."

"Warwick has overtaken Alan Jones and, in the process, moved up a place."

"You can now see that the gap between Mansell and Piquet is rather more than just visual."

"This is lap 54, after that it’s 55, 56, 57, 58.

Caernarfon_Claret
09-09-2014, 08:49 AM
"Today was about our lack of ability to not produce the ability we've got."
Sam Allardyce

"If we'd kept a clean sheet tonight we'd have won 1-0."
Steve Cotterill, after a 2-1 defeat!

"I think the next United manager is already at the club. It could be either Ryan Giggs or Ole Gunnar Solksjaer, who isn’t at the club."
Mickey Gray

"It's winner takes all, but a draw will do."
Mark Saggers

TerryCochrane
09-09-2014, 09:00 AM
Norman Giller on being interviewed after his biography on Spurs was released.

Interviewer: Well I see you've devoted a whole chapter of your book to Jimmy Greaves?

Giller: Yes. Well what can you say about Greavesy

clerkenwell_claret
09-09-2014, 09:13 AM
A favourite:

One-nil isn't a winning margin by any stretch of the imagination.

Caernarfon_Claret
09-09-2014, 03:06 PM
"Women's football does have its knockers."
Adrian Durham

Caernarfon_Claret
09-09-2014, 03:07 PM
"In his youth Michael Owen was literally a greyhound."
Jamie Redknapp

"At half time Ardiles said go out there and throw the kitchen sink at them. Spurs are doing that...literally."
Alan Mullery

"They've literally got no players left - and then with 95 minutes gone they score."
Lee Dixon

"There was a lot of physical contact with goalkeepers in those days, and he used to literally kill them.”
Alan Mullery

"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."
Jamie Redknapp

"Barcelona have promised their fans they will quite literally play out of their skins tonight."
Clive Tyldesley

"England should literally put Algeria to bed."
Andy Townsend

"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."
Jamie Redknapp

"Nethercott, literally standing in Le Tissier's pocket.”
David Pleat

"Gazza will literally be going through cold turkey for the rest of his life."
Radio commentator

"He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn't got a right foot

Caernarfon_Claret
09-09-2014, 08:19 PM
“You need 15 players of that elk and then keep them together.”

Bobby Gould



Normally the Pakistani police have rifles and atomic weapons.

GEOFFREY BOYCOTT

Caernarfon_Claret
09-09-2014, 09:16 PM
"Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to do his business in the middle of the park" - JASON McATEER


"The pass for Wright-Phillips was overweight" - ALAN SHEARER

Caernarfon_Claret
16-10-2014, 10:11 AM
Diouf is a master of the dark art of the winger: draws you in, sucks you off...

Garry Birtles

Caernarfon_Claret
16-10-2014, 05:02 PM
Both Rafa Benitez and David Moyes have said that they won't be having another number two until the end of the season.- Alan Jackson

Glenn Roeder, his arms folded on the bench behind him. - Radio 5 Live

One of my all time favorites:

There's not enough expletives to thank the players for what they've done over the course of the season. - Jimmy Quinn

dsr
16-10-2014, 06:59 PM
"Nottingham Forest took the lead after 14 seconds of the match - completely against the run of play."

Caernarfon_Claret
16-10-2014, 07:19 PM
These trees seem to grow every year. - Peter Allis


Later on we'll be talking to Zara Phillips, who won this year's Horse of the Year award. - Andy Townsend

dartingclaret
17-10-2014, 10:29 AM
Argentina are the second best football team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that. Kevin Keegan.

My parents have been there for me all my life, ever since I was about seven.
David Beckham.