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burnleyliam
28-11-2014, 01:20 PM
Just spotted this, had me in stitches all morning, by far the best local news site! XD - view external link (http://eastlancstimes.co.uk/video-burnley-pensioner-attacked-black-friday-madness/)

Toby1
28-11-2014, 01:34 PM
There really are some sad boneheads in the country.

Sergeant Pepper? XD

Gumby
28-11-2014, 01:35 PM
Hard to know whether to laugh or cry at this story.
Is it real ? Police offering 10 litres of cider as a reward ?

Funkydrummer
28-11-2014, 01:46 PM
"The attacker is described as female, though could be confused for a man, around 511, medium build, wearing a full grey lonsdale tracksuit."

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Bloody hell !

bobinho
28-11-2014, 01:59 PM
Very, very funny. Viz-esque. I'm sure you will get a few more who think it's real. Not 'cos they're gullible, but 'cos they know Burnley...;D

Cheers for the link Liam. ;D

bobcloth1
28-11-2014, 02:03 PM
Not seen this website before, the Iceland story is quite good as well.

burnleyliam
28-11-2014, 02:11 PM
Seen so many people sharing article on the FB believing them to be real!

487 people seem to like it haha

ColdPieWarmBeer
28-11-2014, 03:34 PM
Similar theme, "UKIP warns of Schrodinger's immigrant"... - view external link (http://newsthump.com/2014/11/28/ukip-warns-of-schrodingers-immigrant-who-lazes-around-on-benefits-whilst-simultaneously-stealing-y)

The Bedlington Terrier
28-11-2014, 03:38 PM
Sergeant Pepper? I knew it was a fake then because there was no mention of the "Lonely Hearts Club Band!"

IanMcL
28-11-2014, 06:43 PM
'Sergeant Pepper? I knew it was a fake then because there was no mention of the "Lonely Hearts Club Band!'

...That's becausethe band are on the day shift this week, so missed the action!

BelialofBacup
28-11-2014, 09:03 PM
The Agony Aunt 'Aunt Agnes' is a good read on that website.

Something tells me a Burnley fan wrote that... - view external link (http://eastlancstimes.co.uk/aunt-agnes-help-im-love-sister/)

burnleyliam
29-11-2014, 10:54 AM
XD XD XD XD

Just look at the sports page, some very annoyed leeds and horsefiddlers commenting