View Full Version : Alien's head found in supermarket meat pack.

29-11-2014, 12:46 AM
No kidding. I have this in the fridge right now.:-) True story! :-) - view external link (http://youtu.be/Ew6RUJRzu7M)

Imploding Turtle
29-11-2014, 05:06 AM
At first I'm like "WTF is this ****? Die in a fire", but then I'm like "holy ****, i see it. Kill it with fire!"

29-11-2014, 05:12 AM
Substantiate with a photo and other facts please .

29-11-2014, 07:15 AM
Please do not place pan handles over an element.

29-11-2014, 08:05 AM
Pstotto, thats the first film you've made that hasn't featured your socks.

It was a much better film effort than "The Terraces" which was just too Avant-garde for my tastes.

29-11-2014, 08:53 AM
The eyeholes of course neatly created by your sharpest kitchen knife..:zzz:

29-11-2014, 12:11 PM
You cynic Hampstead. It is in fact as it was found in the packet, I still have the steak if you want to submit it for expert analysis. You will find all the cuts to be be pre-bought.

29-11-2014, 01:14 PM
- 'I still have the steak if you want to submit it for expert analysis. '

Yeah I'll be doing that alright, I have nothing better to do..:D

I am cynical often that's true.
It comes from looking around at the world we live in.

I hope eventually you enjoy your 'alien meat' when you tuck in..chips, mushy peas, a couple of tomatoes and some English mustard I recommend.

29-11-2014, 03:44 PM
I was hoping to sell it to a Chinese business man for a million but maybe it's not as convincing to others as it is to me.

Therefore, it's going down my gullet for Sunday dinner. Alien head tagliatelli in red wine with mushrooms, carrots, green olives, fresh basil, garlic, sun dried tomato,and cherry tomatoes off the vine. Aliens never tasted so good!

29-11-2014, 03:59 PM
You may end up like John Hurt in the film Alien.

Get someone to film that if it happens. ;D

29-11-2014, 04:29 PM
No, I'll do a selfie with it ripping out of my stomach.

The Bedlington Terrier
29-11-2014, 08:00 PM
Exactly what is the cut, except the Director's Cut!

29-11-2014, 08:06 PM
I haven't edited the film yet, so it's not the director's cut. it's entirely the butcher's cut. For the cynics that think I cut a hole for the eye, if you look at the top of the alien head there's another similar hole. If it were me doing it, why would I have done that? There is no answer because that never happened.

Anyway, it's a Dec 6th sell-by date on the packet, so it's future is still uncertain.

29-11-2014, 08:47 PM
i once fried a piece of gammon that looked like wizpig. i definitely took a photo of it but i just can't find it.

so here is just a picture of wizpig.


29-11-2014, 08:55 PM
Heres a very apt tune for you pstotto. - view external link (www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KZMg-fvn-s)

30-11-2014, 11:22 AM
I've had a look at my YouTube post,I have no 'likes' and a couple of 'dislikes'. Not sure quite what that means, is it dislike of the subject, or the nature of the filming? Or is a dislike a like for something grotesque?