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philcanary
23-02-2015, 03:54 PM
BREAKING NEWS...TICKET SCANDAL AT CARROW ROAD

It can be reavealed today that tickets for the game Norwich City v 1p5wich Clowns on the 1st March have been mis-sold by 1p5wich Clowns to their travelling supporters.

Norwich city club rules regarding ticket sales for sell out matches clearly states that only TWO tickets may be sold to each family .
However I can exclusively reveal that the 2000 tickets sold have gone too just eight different families.

When I questioned the Manager at 1p5wich Clowns football club he explained that they were fully aware of the rules laid down by the Carrow road club but in the past Norwich have turned a blind eye to it because we only have 20 different families that attend at the Portacabin. In this town everyone is related to everyone else, so what could we do?

A spokesperson at Carrow road said that they are taking these findings very seriously and the matter has now been passed to the Norfolk Constabulary , however the club is considering taking DNA

Laurie
23-02-2015, 05:43 PM
Ahh Phil, same old magic.

Same old wand.