View Full Version : Elvis has left the chip shop in Bradford

15-03-2015, 04:02 PM
You might be wondering to where?
Well if you didnt know it has been confirmed by the Graceland Board in conjunction with Burnley FC that Elvis has indeed joined the Clarets.

This explains their recent good form including the win against Man City, The King has made an impact the moment he set foot on the pitch.

The King is said to be ecstatic and delighted to be part of the Clarets.

For those who have a suspicious mind on whetherthis really is the case then the clues can be seen yesterday against Man City.

17-03-2015, 10:22 AM
He certainly gets around. I was talking to him only yesterday in Cairns. Well, he was talking to me.

17-03-2015, 10:24 AM
A Little Less Conversation then, Gordonvale ;)

The Bedlington Terrier
17-03-2015, 07:27 PM
Is it just me or my "Suspicious Mind?" Elvis did NOT play on Saturday.

17-03-2015, 07:31 PM
Last time I saw him he'd lost a load of weight

He was quite literally bony.

17-03-2015, 07:46 PM
City were All Shook Up by Elvis Boyd.