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the_idiotb_stardson
20-04-2015, 07:36 PM
Any ideas?

Amanda_Hugg_n_Kiss
20-04-2015, 07:52 PM
Do something that should be legal that isn't, that should do it. Or stand up for yourself or for what's right or something.

gm_gm
21-04-2015, 05:14 AM
Any ideas?

Cut down hedges is arrest worthy, football voice is fine though

redhouse
21-04-2015, 08:30 AM
Any ideas?

Cut down hedges is arrest worthy, football voice is fine though[/quote]


Using predictive text should do it :D

sawmiller
21-04-2015, 12:40 PM
upset the establishment

Zilzal
21-04-2015, 10:30 PM
That's easy.

Become an MP, befriend the boss of a local boys' home, spend the next 25 years sodomizing underage boys, become a member of the House of Lords and then wait for the police to come knocking on your door.

Providing you don't kid everyone that you're suffering with dementia, you'll certainly be arrested.

Albeit several decades after you first started committing your crimes.

kempo
22-04-2015, 06:57 AM
You certainly won't be arrested if you kill a British spy and stuff him in a NF holdall and plonk him in the bath...

Oh no!...more interference on my phone on the way!