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Imploding Turtle
17-06-2015, 07:44 PM
The BBC are once again trying to oppress men by broadcasting a women's world cup match, so i suppose we have to have a thread about it otherwise this oppressive feminazi regime will accuse us of hate crimes and... i really can't do the Mens Rights Activist character with a straight face.

Anyway, Football.

England, that small nation controlled by Scotland and the SNP, need to win or draw against Shakira Colombia.

Facts about Colombia:

Colombia is a nation of many people with a capital city. It is located west of the United Kingdom and shares a moon with other well known nations such as the United States, China, Australia, India and Russia.

The average life expectancy of Colombians is between 40 and 90 years old, which increases to between 60 and 90 years old for people aged 60 and over.

17-06-2015, 08:12 PM
It's like women versus girls so far.

17-06-2015, 08:15 PM
We're looking lively and the more likely to score.

Need to get a goal to dispirit Colombo though.


Imploding Turtle
17-06-2015, 08:19 PM
England have scored and now lead 1-0. Interestingly, as well as giving England a 1-0 lead that goal is also the first goal of the game.

17-06-2015, 08:36 PM
Penalty to England!

17-06-2015, 08:37 PM
Come on England I will watch the second half after we have completed a well deserved victory over New Zealand at Trent Bridge.

17-06-2015, 08:37 PM
Get in!!!!

2-0 England :)

17-06-2015, 08:38 PM
Cracking start by England and fully deserved so far. A far cry in comparison to the frog game. :D :D

17-06-2015, 09:01 PM
Anyone else just seen the Burnley flag in the stadium?

They just showed it when they were doing the half time wittering.

17-06-2015, 09:58 PM
2-1 final score. Columbia netted 90th minute