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19-11-2015, 02:25 PM
BLACKBURN Rovers has hired Paul Lambert as manager to teach ungrateful supporters a lesson.

Rovers fans have been vocal in their criticism of the club’s board, and managing director Derek Shaw admitted that the deliberate infliction of Lambert is all about revenge.

Shaw said: “I’ve had it up to here with those *bleep*s and their pie-in-the-sky demands. If they want to boo, we’ll give them something to boo.

“Let’s see how they like it when they’ve watched their nineteenth consecutive nil-nil draw. They’ll be begging to have Steve Kean back.”

Lambert said: “The best attack is a good defence, and the best defence is also a good defence. We’ll be trying to lull other teams to sleep through a combination of our tactics and my soft but depressing voice.

“It’s *****ly important the fans make no sudden cheering noises, but I don’t think that will be a problem when they see the signings I’ve got lined up.”

Blackburn fan Joseph Turner said: “Watching a Lambert team is a real e

19-11-2015, 02:35 PM
Spot on, 59-60.
Shall we have a whip round and, buy ' em a big, noisy alarm clock so they know its half time?
Least we could do?

19-11-2015, 03:14 PM
Was posted on here on Monday.

Keep up 5960 :D

19-11-2015, 03:59 PM
So I believe - I have just been told!

Sorry about this :)

19-11-2015, 11:24 PM
It's ok. I never spotted it Monday, so thanks for the news!