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26-11-2015, 07:24 PM
Hi all, I know someone who works at the club and they've leaked me the minutes of this week's committee meeting (see below)

Present TS, TS, RS, NR, EB, GE, JB, SC
Apologies PD (holiday)

RS said he would like to start the meeting with all seven members singing La Marseillaise after the recent terrorist attacks in Paris.RS then declared that he would like to the committee, ‘The Committee of Mathematical Safety’. Everyone agreed. Amateur historian EB even clapped the decision.

The minutes from the previous meeting were read out. RS said that stage one of the Strategic Plan had now been achieved, albeit longer than first thought. RS said phase one of the removal of the old regime was a turbulent one and there were a few relics left that needed to be dealt with. GE shifted nervously in his chair. TS puffed on his cigar with a tear in his eye, staring reminiscently into the corner of the room.

The victory at Leeds was discussed. SC apologised for the car park pass mix up. T

26-11-2015, 09:03 PM