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sinkov
05-09-2017, 08:03 PM
Just read that Jeremy Corbyn is contemplating becoming a vegan. My world has turned upside down, I thought I knew the time of day, how politics worked, so this news has come as a complete shock to the system. I've always taken it for granted that JC would be a vegan, how could a crusty old Notting Hill leftie like him not be, it goes with the territory, but apparently he isn't, not yet anyway.

FFS, they'll be telling me the moon's not made of green cheese next.

Balanbam00
06-09-2017, 04:03 AM
No! sinkov, the moon is is really one great huge Israeli falafel ball covered in dust ,its been there ages,where do you think the small falafel balls come from? They have to have a father ,right! Mothers are not important in the M E, just the father.

The Bedlington Terrier
06-09-2017, 06:51 AM
I'm equally gobsmacked than the eejit can pull this cracker...

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Balanbam00
06-09-2017, 07:26 AM
....But just think after a couple of days ,she will want this ,want that, etc

''Therefore its better to walk behind a snake than to walk behind a woman!!!''

1959_60
06-09-2017, 11:56 AM
Each to their own I suppose Balanban :)

1959_60
06-09-2017, 12:02 PM
By the way, is Balanban your surname? There are just 7 people in the world with that name.
5 in the USA
1 in the Phillipines
1 in Turkey.

It is the 3,743,211th most common surname in the world.

chalky_ncfc
06-09-2017, 12:30 PM
I'm equally gobsmacked than the eejit can pull this cracker...

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The body language of JC's companion speaks volumes if you ask me

sinkov
06-09-2017, 01:19 PM
I would think the size of his bank balance speaks volumes as well.

Balanbam00
06-09-2017, 02:11 PM
1959- 60: No , it is not ,mine is a good Anglo Saxon name

The correct title should be Balamban, its a town ,in the Philippines,I spent my holidays there. But I swapped the n and the m

Balanbam00
06-09-2017, 02:19 PM
look the test is ''put your hand in your pocket, or take out your wallet, do you have wads of cash at your disposal , see! I walk behind snakes!!