Anyone want any info

[crashbang]

About anything.
My advice line is open.

[shiregreenmillers]

What's corner look like ;) ;)

[crashbang]

What's corner look like ;) ;)



Beauty as they say is in the eye of the beholder.
But she is cute.

[Amanda_Hugg_n_Kiss]

Why was willimiller banned? :D :D

[1960smiller]

Yes,how do I get rid of people that give advice,fecking know alls?only kidding crash!happy new year mate.

[shiregreenmillers]

Why was willimiller banned? :D :D Because he got his willi out XD XD XD

[crashbang]

Why was willimiller banned? :D :D





For being a toohat . next

[crashbang]

Yes,how do I get rid of people that give advice,fecking know alls?only kidding crash!happy new year mate.


I am the Oracle , don't be shy

[Corner]

What does Shire look like?

[crashbang]

What does Shire look like?


Like a Labrador having an dump

[shiregreenmillers]

What does Shire look like?Fat and bald but you will love me ;) ;)

[shiregreenmillers]

What does Shire look like?


Like a Labrador having an dump[/quote]like it XD XD XD

[crashbang]

What does Shire look like?Fat and bald but you will love me ;) ;)[/quote]



that is not a question , you fat bald person

[thebournemouthmiller]

why is there only one monopoly comision

[scum_triumphant]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[crashbang]

why is there only one monopoly comision





The answer, of course, is that the Monopolies Commission is a singularity, or super-massive black hole into which everything, even light, disappears and never comes out.

[crashbang]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?




Answer: Most glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle because it needs air in order to set. If you leave the cap off of the bottle or as the bottle gets closer to empty so that more air is inside the bottle, the glue will get stickier.

[caytonmiller]

why will dogs lick strawberry jam of my ballz but apricot jam they wont touch?

before you reply personal taste, he will eat it out of the jar!

[1960smiller]

why will dogs lick strawberry jam of my ballz but apricot jam they wont touch?

before you reply personal taste, he will eat it out of the jar!Thats a bit kinky mi old son.

[thebournemouthmiller]

where,s my ?1000 brick

[thebournemouthmiller]

?1000

[thebournemouthmiller]

who,s up mary brown

[shiregreenmillers]

who,s up mary brownTommy doc ..

[1960smiller]

who,s up mary brownKnees

[thebournemouthmiller]

how do you get banned from here. why iam i banned from my local. wheres my dinner. how do you get claret stains out of the carpet. why do i feel dissy.??????

[vespabri]

Why can"t some people live and let live??

[CAMiller]

How does Corner manage to be in so many places and have so much stamina. Looking at the match reports on Sky Sports Score Centre she is 'taken' by someone at every game every few minutes ;D

[Miller4eva]

What would you do if google didn't exist Crash?
You would know very little I suspect.

[millavanilla]

6 numbers- tell me the missing number...
5...10...15...20...25...?...

[vespabri]

What would you do if google didn't exist Crash?
You would know very little I suspect. Spot on pal!!!!

[crashbang]

What would you do if google didn't exist Crash?
You would know very little I suspect.



I would still like a bit of a laugh and joke.
How did the humour bypass go by the way?

[shiregreenmillers]

What would you do if google didn't exist Crash?
You would know very little I suspect.



I would still like a bit of a laugh and joke.
How did the humour bypass go by the way?[/quote]To true crash tell him to **** off :) :)

[Miller4eva]

What would you do if google didn't exist Crash?
You would know very little I suspect.



I would still like a bit of a laugh and joke.
How did the humour bypass go by the way?[/quote]
Humour bypass was fine,but not half as good as that shrek face lift of yours Howard ;D

[Corner]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)

[Corner]

What does Shire look like?Fat and bald but you will love me ;) ;)[/quote]

Mmm! You're not being sold very well atm! B)

[shiregreenmillers]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)Hiya corner love you :heart: :heart:

[crashbang]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)





Wearing two different size shoes.

[Corner]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)Hiya corner love you :heart: :heart:[/quote]

Hello Shire! Do I know you? :s XD

[shiregreenmillers]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)Hiya corner love you :heart: :heart:[/quote]

Hello Shire! Do I know you? :s XD[/quote]Not yet ;D Have you got me my millersmad badge yet..

[Corner]

Sorry Shire ... just finished 50 lengths of the pool.

Erm, badges on course for availability this Saturday - R&G should be able to confirm this later in week.

Look forward to meeting you. :)

[Corner]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)

Wearing two different size shoes.[/quote]

Cheers Crash!! Been wondering for years what it must have been! :O

Can you also suggest what I can do with the excess bottles of wine I bought for Christmas? ;)

[redhouse]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)

Wearing two different size shoes.[/quote]

Cheers Crash!! Been wondering for years what it must have been! :O

Can you also suggest what I can do with the excess bottles of wine I bought for Christmas? ;)[/quote]

It's a trick question there is no such thing as excess bottles of wine :D

[crashbang]

Hiya Crash

Could you tell me what I did so badly wrong in a previous life?

;) :)

Wearing two different size shoes.[/quote]

Cheers Crash!! Been wondering for years what it must have been! :O

Can you also suggest what I can do with the excess bottles of wine I bought for Christmas? ;)[/quote]






Do as I do , drink in moderation. Enjoy.

[shiregreenmillers]

Sorry Shire ... just finished 50 lengths of the pool.

Erm, badges on course for availability this Saturday - R&G should be able to confirm this later in week.

Look forward to meeting you. :)Make sure you're not late ;) ;)

[Corner]

Sorry Shire ... just finished 50 lengths of the pool.

Erm, badges on course for availability this Saturday - R&G should be able to confirm this later in week.

Look forward to meeting you. :)Make sure you're not late ;) ;)[/quote]

Define late!!! Might even be early if there's badges to be sold ;)

[crashbang]

cull the fn badges

[shiregreenmillers]

Sorry Shire ... just finished 50 lengths of the pool.

Erm, badges on course for availability this Saturday - R&G should be able to confirm this later in week.

Look forward to meeting you. :)Make sure you're not late ;) ;)[/quote]

Define late!!! Might even be early if there's badges to be sold ;)[/quote]Am always out early on match days " 12ish :)

[shiregreenmillers]

cull the fn badgesIs that info crash :? :?

[crashbang]

SHire - view external link (www. find a bird .com)

[shiregreenmillers]

SHireStop it you know you love me .:P :P

[jolly_roger]

I want to know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[crashbang]

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

[Brin]

6 numbers- tell me the missing number...
5...10...15...20...25...?...

42...cos they are your tote numbers at the club! X-D

[Parkwell_Down]

Which Rotherham player will be sent off next Saturday?

I ask this question as there now seems to be a pattern forming.

UTM

[luvpud]

How many calories in a bottle of water please ?.

[crashbang]

How many calories in a bottle of water please ?.


For (tap) water you have
0 calories
0 fat
0 cholesterol
0 carbohydrates
0 protein
0 vitamin A
0 vitamin C
0 Iron (at least you're not supposed to be getting iron, however its been known to happen via old piping)

You may however get as much as 7 mg of sodium and 1% calcium nutritionally.
Hope I helped! :)

[paula_hurst]

Not a question, just an observation that this is the most pathetic, self-indulgent thread I've ever read. :blue:

[mikemiller]

Next Milllers player to be sent off will be Collin... judging from the very strange performance in the last match

[millavanilla]

6 numbers- tell me the missing number...
5...10...15...20...25...?...

42...cos they are your tote numbers at the club! X-D[/quote]

Yes you knew that one brin dint you... XD

[millavanilla]

Yea thats one o them silly jokes brin...i suppose they dont tickle some people ...

[luvpud]

How many calories in a bottle of water please ?.


For (tap) water you have
0 calories
0 fat
0 cholesterol
0 carbohydrates
0 protein
0 vitamin A
0 vitamin C
0 Iron (at least you're not supposed to be getting iron, however its been known to happen via old piping)

You may however get as much as 7 mg of sodium and 1% calcium nutritionally.
Hope I helped! :)[/quote]
Indeed many thanx>:(

[vespabri]

Not a question, just an observation that this is the most pathetic, self-indulgent thread I've ever read. :blue: My lips are seeled!!!!!!!!>;)