The Lakeside...

[DannyBhoy]

I'm on my fourth bottle of Buckfast today, and I'd beat they cuints at darts, and I don't even play the phucking game.

Next thing Wolfie Adams will be on soon, and the commentators will ham shank themselves stupid after a 28 dart leg with a 16 checkout.

It's garbage.

[Taintedice]

Good to see you're still going, getting that wee radge super_sally all hot and bothered again :D

And what did I tell you about that disgusting little c*nt from hawick, all over my pyshed posts today, like the little w@nker he is XD

[DannyBhoy]

I can't get angry at a tit like him, he has my pity.

The fact he knows I pity him makes it even better.

Choose life. Choose a career. Choose a big phucking television. Choose sitting in front of a sh!tty wee laptop on a Saturday night. Choose arguing whether a club is different from a company. Choose to sleep on the floor rather than sharing a bed with your alcoholic mother.

Choose being super_ally?

We choose not to.

[Taintedice]

XD XD

[DannyBhoy]

XD XD

It might not be the done thing, but if I could like my own post then I would.

[Taintedice]

I want to 'like' all Mook's posts, where he's quoting all my posts from last night XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Tried watching some of the Lakeside earlier. It really was awful viewing. :blue:

[BertrandRussell]

And what did I tell you about that disgusting little c*nt from hawick, all over my pyshed posts today, like the little w@nker he is

In quite a rage today, aren't we, Taintedtim? :D

[DannyBhoy]

Tried watching some of the Lakeside earlier. It really was awful viewing. :blue:

mason12438363937 will be on soon to tell us it's excellent. It's that wee bast ard Colin Murray, the 'banter' he has with Bobby George is a red neck.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Tried watching some of the Lakeside earlier. It really was awful viewing. :blue:

mason12438363937 will be on soon to tell us it's excellent. It's that wee bast ard Colin Murray, the 'banter' he has with Bobby George is a red neck.[/quote]

It's cringeworthy. His boy got phucked oot the day.

[Mason89]

Tried watching some of the Lakeside earlier. It really was awful viewing. :blue:

mason12438363937 will be on soon to tell us it's excellent. It's that wee bast ard Colin Murray, the 'banter' he has with Bobby George is a red neck.[/quote]


f@nnyBhoy is another who gets suckered in by SKY, chebs & Barry Hearn.

They are all former BDO players in the PDC. The reason they are better is becasue they play on a bigger board. I cant make it any simpler than that.

[DannyBhoy]

Tried watching some of the Lakeside earlier. It really was awful viewing. :blue:

mason12438363937 will be on soon to tell us it's excellent. It's that wee bast ard Colin Murray, the 'banter' he has with Bobby George is a red neck.[/quote]


f@nnyBhoy is another who gets suckered in by SKY, chebs & Barry Hearn.

They are all former BDO players in the PDC. The reason they are better is becasue they play on a bigger board. I cant make it any simpler than that.[/quote]

Phucking hell!

XD XD XD XD

11 minutes!

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Watching the BDO is like watching an episode of Phoenix Nights. :D

[DannyBhoy]

Watching the BDO is like watching an episode of Phoenix Nights. :D

You have actually just sorted my night's viewing.

'Phoenix Nights'

XD

[aintnosurf]

The best Darts players have jumped ship over a period of time and we are left with the also rans some are decent but that's it

Just check averages at the BDO in comparison to what MGV and his counterparts produced recently

The Lakeside is OK at best the equivalent of the Zenith Data Cup though

As for Bobby George a well paid conman and slavering c vnt

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Watching the BDO is like watching an episode of Phoenix Nights. :D

You have actually just sorted my night's viewing.

'Phoenix Nights'

XD[/quote]

I never tire of watching it. :D

[DannyBhoy]

Watching the BDO is like watching an episode of Phoenix Nights. :D

You have actually just sorted my night's viewing.

'Phoenix Nights'

XD[/quote]

I never tire of watching it. :D[/quote]

What's the bouncy castle called?

Sammy the soldier?

'We can't have kids bouncing on a love length.'

Oh FFS, that's downloading just noo.

XD XD XD XD

[Taintedice]

And what did I tell you about that disgusting little c*nt from hawick, all over my pyshed posts today, like the little w@nker he is

In quite a rage today, aren't we, Taintedtim? :D[/quote]I'm not nearly as furious as you are, who's next for the 'go f&ck yourself' line >:)

[shedka]

Tried watching some of the Lakeside earlier. It really was awful viewing. :blue:

mason12438363937 will be on soon to tell us it's excellent. It's that wee bast ard Colin Murray, the 'banter' he has with Bobby George is a red neck.[/quote]


f@nnyBhoy is another who gets suckered in by SKY, chebs & Barry Hearn.

They are all former BDO players in the PDC. The reason they are better is becasue they play on a bigger board. I cant make it any simpler than that.[/quote]


Is that actually true then?

If so why?

[Mason89]

e]


Is that actually true then?

If so why?


I'd imagine it's got something to do with ratings.

The top players in the world are in the PDC but the vast majority of them are worse than the BDO. Stevie Beaton, Paul Lim (XD ) etc wouldn't get near to qualifying for the BDO.

Put Beaton & Lim on a Unicorn board & watch them go. Bigger doubles, bigger trebles, no bounce outs, suddenly it's the 90s again & the folk that watch it think they're great. They're pish.

Gary Anderson & Simon Whitlock became world class overnight, simply by switching to the PDC.


With the exception of Barney & Lim, not one of the PDC players (who are all ex BDO) ever hit a 9 darter at the Lakeside. Now Taylors getting 2 in the one match & AJs favourite & BDO failure Co Stompe managed it XD XD XD


Taylors the greatest of all time. MVG, Barney & Lewis are brilliant players. The rest are no better than the BDO, despite the averages & 9 darters. I reckon I coul

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

How many 9 darters were there in this years PDC World Championship?

[Mason89]

How many 9 darters were there in this years PDC World Championship?

The same as in the entire history of the BDO. 2

[ScreamingBlueMesslah]

How many 9 darters were there in this years PDC World Championship?

Two unknown cloggers XD

[foreignDee]

Mason I have never heard of 2 different size dart boards have you got a link to anything that would suggest same?

Just wondering

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Mason I have never heard of 2 different size dart boards have you got a link to anything that would suggest same?

Just wondering

There's a bawhair of a difference. Listening to Mason you'd think it's a matter of inches.

[Mook1]

Good to see you're still going, getting that wee radge super_sally all hot and bothered again :D

And what did I tell you about that disgusting little c*nt from hawick, all over my pyshed posts today, like the little w@nker he is XD

Delightful stuff :D

[foreignDee]

Wondered as these lads are missing the 20 by an inch.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Wondered as these lads are missing the 20 by an inch.

Some of the darts on show is dreadful. Tony Green nearly had an orgasm at a 15 darter. :D

[foreignDee]

Just looked it up the dimension is the same only difference is they use different wiring systems which the BDO are more than welcome to use.

Maybe they dont because of the major difference between the 2 bodies.

[Mason89]

Wondered as these lads are missing the 20 by an inch.

That happens in the PDC as well

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

A haddie just missed the board to burst himself. Jesus phuck. XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Adams just beat O'Shea 3-0 in sets. 9-0 in legs.

And O'Shea's one of their better players. :D

[DannyBhoy]

Adams just beat O'Shea 3-0 in sets. 9-0 in legs.

And O'Shea's one of their better players. :D

It's really embarrassing to watch. Every time they miss, the commentators say it's the 'pressure', I don't think they've considered that they might just be completely shyte at darts.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Adams just beat O'Shea 3-0 in sets. 9-0 in legs.

And O'Shea's one of their better players. :D

It's really embarrassing to watch. Every time they miss, the commentators say it's the 'pressure', I don't think they've considered that they might just be completely shyte at darts.[/quote]

A boy left himself on 3 yesterday. All he had to do was hit any number apart from 1 to burst himself, and he missed the phuckin' board. XD

[Mason89]

There's been a few upsets.

Much more fun than watching MVG go 180, 167, checkout, 180, 180 :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

There's been a few upsets.

Much more fun than watching MVG go 180, 167, checkout, 180, 180 :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Agreed. Watching the shyte players is far more entertaining. :D

[Mason89]

There's been a few upsets.

Much more fun than watching MVG go 180, 167, checkout, 180, 180 :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

Agreed. Watching the shyte players is far more entertaining. :D[/quote]


At least it's honest darts. That Unicorn Eclipse used to be Bullys prize board.

[Sporting_Abeergut]

e]


Is that actually true then?

If so why?


I'd imagine it's got something to do with ratings.

The top players in the world are in the PDC but the vast majority of them are worse than the BDO. Stevie Beaton, Paul Lim (XD ) etc wouldn't get near to qualifying for the BDO.

Put Beaton & Lim on a Unicorn board & watch them go. Bigger doubles, bigger trebles, no bounce outs, suddenly it's the 90s again & the folk that watch it think they're great. They're pish.

Gary Anderson & Simon Whitlock became world class overnight, simply by switching to the PDC.


With the exception of Barney & Lim, not one of the PDC players (who are all ex BDO) ever hit a 9 darter at the Lakeside. Now Taylors getting 2 in the one match & AJs favourite & BDO failure Co Stompe managed it XD XD XD


Taylors the greatest of all time. MVG, Barney & Lewis are brilliant players. The rest are no better than the BDO, desp

[Mason89]

Is this the same Steve Beaton that won the BDO World Championship before jumping ship to the PDC and didn't ever get any further than the 1/4 finals??


When did Beaton win the BDO? How was he getting on there after he won it?

Beaton is my favourite darts player. There's not a hope in hell he would qualify for the BDO these days.


'Grand Slam of Darts' XD XD XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Is this the same Steve Beaton that won the BDO World Championship before jumping ship to the PDC and didn't ever get any further than the 1/4 finals??


When did Beaton win the BDO? How was he getting on there after he won it?

Beaton is my favourite darts player. There's not a hope in hell he would qualify for the BDO these days.


'Grand Slam of Darts' XD XD XD[/quote]

"There's not a hope in hell he would qualify for the BDO these days".

XD XD XD

[Mason89]

The PDC order of merit his hilarious! Terry '9 dart' Jenkins FFS XD XD XD - view external link (http://www.pdc.tv/pdc-order-of-merit)

[Taintedice]

I've never been so confused reading a thread in my life.

Which oche would Jocky be on, if he were still with us :?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Meanwhile back at The Lakeside

forty threeeeeeeeee XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I've never been so confused reading a thread in my life.

Which oche would Jocky be on, if he were still with us :?

He'd be on the PDC stage with the best players.

[Mason89]

MVG hit a 3 with 3 darts at the Lakeside :)

[Mason89]

I've never been so confused reading a thread in my life.

Which oche would Jocky be on, if he were still with us :?

He'd be on the PDC stage with the best players.[/quote]


He's be on the PDC stage with the rest of the has beens

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

MVG hit a 3 with 3 darts at the Lakeside :)

At least he hit the board. That kuvnt yesterday missed it completely. XD

[ScreamingBlueMesslah]

I don't get why 1995 is so aggressively anti BDO?
Of course that organisation is weaker,as the PDC keep taking all their players (see link below)
I look on the BDO as the real darts for the real players played on the real boards,and the PDC as the razzmatazz b@stardised version,designed to satisfy drunken yobs who are allowed to spew their shlte,sing akin to the WWE
It's all money and another Sky/Fox sports certainly put on God Awful advertisement for the game.
This years PDC championship was poor,and the so called stars were rotten,throwing poor averages on bigger beds.
Granted,the fayre on offer at the BDO thus far has at times has been crap,and a majority of the players are unknown,but at least it is a true championship with proper qualifiers,who play for love of the game up and down the pubs of this country. - view external link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_darts_players_who_have_switched_organisati on)

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I don't get why 1995 is so aggressively anti BDO?
Of course that organisation is weaker,as the PDC keep taking all their players (see link below)
I look on the BDO as the real darts for the real players played on the real boards,and the PDC as the razzmatazz b@stardised version,designed to satisfy drunken yobs who are allowed to spew their shlte,sing akin to the WWE
It's all money and another Sky/Fox sports certainly put on God Awful advertisement for the game.
This years PDC championship was poor,and the so called stars were rotten,throwing poor averages on bigger beds.
Granted,the fayre on offer at the BDO thus far has at times has been crap,and a majority of the players are unknown,but at least it is a true championship with proper qualifiers,who play for love of the game up and down the pubs of this country.

Aggressive?

XD XD XD

[Mason89]

Aggressive?

XD XD XD


You sound a bit like a Tim. Deep down you know the PDC titles aren't worth a f*ck but you still seem compelled to defend them :)

[DannyBhoy]

I don't get why 1995 is so aggressively anti BDO?
Of course that organisation is weaker,as the PDC keep taking all their players (see link below)
I look on the BDO as the real darts for the real players played on the real boards,and the PDC as the razzmatazz b@stardised version,designed to satisfy drunken yobs who are allowed to spew their shlte,sing akin to the WWE
It's all money and another Sky/Fox sports certainly put on God Awful advertisement for the game.
This years PDC championship was poor,and the so called stars were rotten,throwing poor averages on bigger beds.
Granted,the fayre on offer at the BDO thus far has at times has been crap,and a majority of the players are unknown,but at least it is a true championship with proper qualifiers,who play for love of the game up and down the pubs of this country.

Aggressive?

XD XD XD[/quote]

You must admit, your

[Mason89]

Looking forward to seeing F@nnyBhoy & Jambhoy at the Lakeside next year. It's an open tournament, show them how it's done XD

[Sporting_Abeergut]

Is this the same Steve Beaton that won the BDO World Championship before jumping ship to the PDC and didn't ever get any further than the 1/4 finals??



'Grand Slam of Darts' XD XD XD[/quote]

Not saying it's the best competition but it's the only major one where they go head to head and, as i said, in 7 years the only BDO finalist has been Waites, the rest of his BDO mates have done sweet FA, on the "bigger" boards too.

In the other major head-to-head, Taylor was crucifying Fordham until Andy had an "asthma attack".

My last point - any organisation that lets Peter Griffin win is, frankly, a disgrace :D

[Mason89]

On his day, the Bullet would beat anyone in the world. - view external link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8FgGp_EEY)

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

That was the best game so far. Kist v Wilson.

Plenty of high scoring and good finishing.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

There's been some good quality darts the last few days in between the 43's and 26's. :D

Ross Montgomery from East Kilbride plays Martin Adams this afternoon. >:)

[DannyBhoy]

There's been some good quality darts the last few days in between the 43's and 26's. :D

Ross Montgomery from East Kilbride plays Martin Adams this afternoon. >:)

Have you been watching it, AJ?

Deary me, it's phucking atrocious. XD

'Martin you require 10.'

'No score!'

XD XD XD XD

[AguyIknow]

MVG hit a 3 with 3 darts at the Lakeside :)

At least he hit the board. That kuvnt yesterday missed it completely. XD[/quote]


XD XD XD XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

There's been some good quality darts the last few days in between the 43's and 26's. :D

Ross Montgomery from East Kilbride plays Martin Adams this afternoon. >:)

Have you been watching it, AJ?

Deary me, it's phucking atrocious. XD

'Martin you require 10.'

'No score!'

XD XD XD XD[/quote]

Aye, I've watched it. I swear tae phuck when that guy missed the board when only needing to hit anything other than a one to burst himself was one of the funniest sporting moments I've ever seen. XD

[DannyBhoy]

There's been some good quality darts the last few days in between the 43's and 26's. :D

Ross Montgomery from East Kilbride plays Martin Adams this afternoon. >:)

Have you been watching it, AJ?

Deary me, it's phucking atrocious. XD

'Martin you require 10.'

'No score!'

XD XD XD XD[/quote]

Aye, I've watched it. I swear tae phuck when that guy missed the board when only needing to hit anything other than a one to burst himself was one of the funniest sporting moments I've ever seen. XD[/quote]

I'm going to look for that on Youtube, someone will surely upload it? :D

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

There's been some good quality darts the last few days in between the 43's and 26's. :D

Ross Montgomery from East Kilbride plays Martin Adams this afternoon. >:)

Have you been watching it, AJ?

Deary me, it's phucking atrocious. XD

'Martin you require 10.'

'No score!'

XD XD XD XD[/quote]

Aye, I've watched it. I swear tae phuck when that guy missed the board when only needing to hit anything other than a one to burst himself was one of the funniest sporting moments I've ever seen. XD[/quote]

I'm going to look for that on Youtube, someone will surely upload it? :D[/quote]

Depends. I was probably the only daft kvnt watching it on the red button. :D

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Found this but it looks like the BDO have put a block on it. - view external link (http://www.joe.ie/sports/darts/video-priceless-reaction-after-darts-player-fails-to-hit-the-board/)

[DannyBhoy]

Found this but it looks like the BDO have put a block on it.

You will be able to get a vid of it, somewhere. The BBC are hardly going to show it as it's not going to promote the game, but if there has already been Youtube footage there will be more.

[Mason89]

Found this but it looks like the BDO have put a block on it.

You will be able to get a vid of it, somewhere. The BBC are hardly going to show it as it's not going to promote the game, but if there has already been Youtube footage there will be more.[/quote]


That video is a year old ya pair of half wits.

So it's happened twice XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Found this but it looks like the BDO have put a block on it.

You will be able to get a vid of it, somewhere. The BBC are hardly going to show it as it's not going to promote the game, but if there has already been Youtube footage there will be more.[/quote]


That video is a year old ya pair of half wits.

So it's happened twice XD[/quote]

That's why I said found this and not it.

Ya halfwit. :)

[DannyBhoy]

Found this but it looks like the BDO have put a block on it.

You will be able to get a vid of it, somewhere. The BBC are hardly going to show it as it's not going to promote the game, but if there has already been Youtube footage there will be more.[/quote]


That video is a year old ya pair of half wits.

So it's happened twice XD[/quote]

Is the vid AJ posted this? - view external link (www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNDv78Ze-zQ)

[Mason89]

Dartitis is a horrific condition and can happen to anyone. This disease doesn't care if you're in the PDC or BDO.

Although even with the worst dose, you're still likely to qualify for the PDC tour.

[Mason89]

Is the vid AJ posted this?

That's the one. Guy drops dart. Whoopie do

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Erm, no it's not. This guy had to hit anything apart from a one to burst himself and missed the board. Feck all to do with dartitis or dropping darts. It was just terrible throwing.

[Mason89]

Erm, no it's not. This guy had to hit anything apart from a one to burst himself and missed the board. Feck all to do with dartitis or dropping darts. It was just terrible throwing.


It was unfortunate. You can't watch that video & say he missed the board with bad darts.

You don't really understand the game. You like watching the chebs & the walk ins but I doubt you've played the game to any reasonable standard :blue:

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Erm, no it's not. This guy had to hit anything apart from a one to burst himself and missed the board. Feck all to do with dartitis or dropping darts. It was just terrible throwing.


It was unfortunate. You can't watch that video & say he missed the board with bad darts.

You don't really understand the game. You like watching the chebs & the walk ins but I doubt you've played the game to any reasonable standard :blue:[/quote]

It's not letting me view the video so I have no idea what you're slavering aboot. I'm talking about something I watched on Monday live on TV.

As for not understanding the game. You sound like a hasbeen ex-fitba pro who thinks all journos and fitba fans are mugs because they never played professional fitba.

[Mason89]

It's not letting me view the video so I have no idea what you're slavering aboot.

Sorry, my mistake.

I thought that seeing as you posted the f*cking thing in the first place (post 62 if you're struggling), you would know the content XD

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

It's not letting me view the video so I have no idea what you're slavering aboot.

Sorry, my mistake.

I thought that seeing as you posted the f*cking thing in the first place (post 62 if you're struggling), you would know the content XD[/quote]

And if you'd bother to read the post you would see that I posted that it had been blocked.

Knob. :)

[Mason89]

So you posted a video without knowing the content, to prove a point that the BDO was crap even though it happened a year ago involving different players, with an unfortunate throw in completely different circumstances, to show that some other guy missed the board a year later.

What a bell end :)

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

So you posted a video without knowing the content, to prove a point that the BDO was crap even though it happened a year ago involving different players, with an unfortunate throw in completely different circumstances, to show that some other guy missed the board a year later.

What a bell end :)

Phuck me. It's like arguing with Mook. :D

If you're too thick to take in and understand what's being posted, and why, then that's not my problem. :)

[DannyBhoy]

So you posted a video without knowing the content, to prove a point that the BDO was crap even though it happened a year ago involving different players, with an unfortunate throw in completely different circumstances, to show that some other guy missed the board a year later.

What a bell end :)

Phuck me. It's like arguing with Mook. :D

If you're too thick to take in and understand what's being posted, and why, then that's not my problem. :)[/quote]

In an ocean of sheepy bawbaggery, mason stands out as a sweaty, hairy scrotum.

[Mason89]

If you're too thick to take in and understand what's being posted, and why, then that's not my problem. :)

Just admit it, in your rush to show up the miss you made a right c*nt of it :D

[Mason89]

In an ocean of sheepy bawbaggery, mason stands out as a sweaty, hairy scrotum.

That doesn't really work as an insult. Perhaps you should've used & nautical term for the second part of it?. Using the word 'ocean' means that it's a must.

Go back & try again :)

[Taintedice]

I'm still confused.

Who has the best players :D

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I'm still confused.

Who has the best players :D

In reality, the PDC. :D

In Mason's heid, the BDO. :/

[Mason89]

I'm still confused.

Who has the best players :D

In reality, the PDC. :D

In Mason's heid, the BDO. :/[/quote]


The BDO has the better overall standard. Using the AJ method, i'll now prove this point using a video of a dancing chicken. I have not seen the content of the vid but i'm sure can agree that it puts the PDC in a bad light. - view external link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DoEsG7lcRY)

[Taintedice]

I've not watched darts since the great days of Jocky Wilson and Eric Bristow. Seemed simpler back then.

[imtheboy]

I beat Jocky Wilson over one leg of 1001 at an exhibition night in my local in 1994. If I'd known the money that was coming into the game Id have stuck at it :s

By the way,finished 94 (Tbl 18,Tops) B)

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Decent final this.

[DannyBhoy]

Norris hasn't got a seeding?

Did he just walk in off the street? XD

[Mason89]

I beat Jocky Wilson over one leg of 1001 at an exhibition night in my local in 1994. If I'd known the money that was coming into the game Id have stuck at it :s

By the way,finished 94 (Tbl 18,Tops) B)


Have you ever played AK at darts & is he any good? I think he's fishing for an invite to our pub championship next week. I don't want any ringers in >:)