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JimmyJazz64
23-03-2014, 05:35 PM
Saw summat in the paper recently about this.

My favourites were:

"Two Andy Goram's
There's only two Andy Goram's"

I know that it's not big or clever to mock mental illness but it was a classic after it was revealed that he had schizophrenia

"We all live in a Robbie Fowler house"

After it was revealed that Robbie Fowler had invested his earnings in buying up loads of houses

But my all-time favourite was when we played Sheffield United at Bramhall Lane a few years ago. A particularly attractive St John's Ambulance lady walked in front of the away end and our fans sang..."We're going home in a ****ing ambulance"

bwfcforever
28-03-2014, 11:54 AM
XD XD

lady mare at the old burden park , the lever ending singing "get your tits out for the lads"

best ones were the off the cuff ones

rossendaleareaclaret
01-04-2014, 09:30 PM
Your sh1t and you know you are

bwfcforever
01-04-2014, 10:39 PM
not the most original that one matey eh

twofootedchallenge
02-04-2014, 10:14 AM
Ali Habsi is a blue, is a blue... ;D

always brings a tear to my eye that one. >:)

After all my enemie's enemy will always be a firend of mine ;D

JimmyJazz64
02-04-2014, 07:19 PM
not the most original that one matey eh

The most original poster though eh mate? Somebody who's hated by their own board/fans :? :?

bwfcforever
02-04-2014, 09:59 PM
really i didnt know that ...

oh well as long as he behaves eh :-)

rossendaleareaclaret
03-04-2014, 05:51 PM
not the most original that one matey eh

The most original poster though eh mate? Somebody who's hated by their own board/fans :? :?[/quote]





HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Because a few knobheads of claretsmad say so I'm hated from my own fans???

The majority on claretsmad are southern yuppies


And by the way your still BOB!!!!

JimmyJazz64
03-04-2014, 08:25 PM
Sums it up really. What could I add? Somebody digging out their own fans. Prize tool