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redhugh
20-05-2014, 11:06 AM
sausage roll and his mate Pie went out for a walk, as they walked along they saw thier mate pastie on the other side of the road...Pie shouted hey Pastie...but Pastie didn't answer and continued on...Pie said to Sausage Roll did you see that he just ignored us!
Sausage Roll said that's because he's...CORNED BEEF!

One of Baz's told on the way to Wembley had us in stitches at times,never got a wink of sleep!
gaz1959
20-05-2014, 10:27 PM
lol
sorry red n baz but i dont ger it :?
lazaat
21-05-2014, 05:44 AM
I must be thick as i dont get it either :? :? :?

Maybe Red is winding us up?
Oldtimeram
21-05-2014, 10:27 AM
Me neither
gaz1959
21-05-2014, 05:55 PM
I gues it's because we're not mashed on the way to Wemberley

Where the oke was soo not funny you had to laff lol

Or is corned beef supposed to mean deaf? Deef if you from North East
redhugh
22-05-2014, 08:32 AM
I gues it's because we're not mashed on the way to Wemberley

Where the oke was soo not funny you had to laff lol

Or is corned beef supposed to mean deaf? Deef if you from North East

Why Aye man Gaz like...yea get me drift...XD

rhyming slang...corned beef= deef...;)

I go on the Sunderland message board now...Alovesupreme Purefootball messageboard, user bigvic...;D
Stan_van_nel
22-05-2014, 08:33 PM
I got it Redhugh, the others weren't thinking 4th dimensionally with the accent.


A canny bag o' Tudor liek ya na.
gaz1959
22-05-2014, 09:19 PM
Stanley!??? Please read my post! XD

But the jokes still not funny tho XD XD XD XD XD

It's one of those where you just had to be there innit

Sometimes the silliest things are the best B)

Good mates good beer and a bloody good day out is all that matters makes the result secondary
Stan_van_nel
24-05-2014, 11:14 AM
'Stanley!??? Please read my post!'


Oh yes, I see it now. XD
gaz1959
24-05-2014, 11:17 AM
'Stanley!??? Please read my post!'


Oh yes, I see it now. XD

XD XD XD Godd job Alto is too busy counting UKIP votes to notice you didn't read ALL the posts >:( XD XD XD XD
lazaat
24-05-2014, 06:09 PM
'Stanley!??? Please read my post!'


Oh yes, I see it now. XD

XD XD XD Godd job Alto is too busy counting UKIP votes to notice you didn't read ALL the posts >:( XD XD XD XD[/quote]

Whos Alto :?
Altobelli
24-05-2014, 08:51 PM
"Whos Alto :?"

There should be an apostrophe between the O and S in your misspelling of Whos or you should have wrote "whose" you barmy paddy bastid !

How the phuck did you get and keep your job as a Practice Manager for an NHS run business ?

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