random sh1te

[Brian Grantland]

http://stv.tv/news/east-central/1360947-man-hurt-in-serious-assault-outside-nightclub-in-livingston/

Whilst this is a serious story about an assault

The description made me laugh

[Pacman1903]

Aye hes f@cked, they will catch him by his scud description

[Brian Grantland]

Maybe should have gone in Animal Rights...

http://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/crime/2016/07/20/police-say-stolen-boat-crashed-off-marco-belongs-dentist-who-killed-lion/87363670/