Why did it end?

[Rochead]

Following on from Buc's ' Where did you meet thread, why did it end? the marriage, relationship or even that special one you met in your youth but did not come to fruition.

I don't qualify as I haven't been rumbled yet.

[Brian Grantland]

christ min the mood around here is dark enough about the fitba

fit r u trying to do cause a jump in suicide rates

[Rochead]

christ mon the mood around here is dark enough about the fitba

fit r u trying to do cause a jump in suicide rates

Knowing the willingness of quite a few contributors to this site to take a tongue in cheek view to things I would expect light-hearted replies. My sincerest apologies to anyone who may commit suicide after using this site, can I respectfully request they get their affairs in order so as to avoid there ex partners from benefiting in any way, wouldn't want that on my conscious either. ;D

[Buc]

My sister married young with a chap who was indeed a wife beater that's why that ended but aided with him cheating on my sister with the other sister they have since married he's still a bully.
Not a brother in law I have any time for .

I've been married 36 years can't see that ending as we complement each other .
Some of my mates have been married twice ending because of them cheating simple as that.

[Pacman1903]

My sister married young with a chap who was indeed a wife beater that's why that ended but aided with him cheating on my sister with the other sister they have since married he's still a bully.
Not a brother in law I have any time for .



Have to say Buc, that has Jeremy Kyle written all over it

[Brian Grantland]

Yeah, but not as uncommon as you'd think, a friend of mine, her uncle is now her step dad.

Christ.

[Buc]

Have to say Buc, that has Jeremy Kyle written all over it

I've made excuses for him for years but can't do it anymore it's not often I would say this but he's a cnt .

[Buc]

Yeah, but not as uncommon as you'd think, a friend of mine, her uncle is now her step dad.

Christ.

Still trying to work that one out :?
Good thread this Rochead.

[Buc]

Have to say Buc, that has Jeremy Kyle written all over it

Thing is he was affa possessive with my older sister mind you she was 3rd in Miss Scotland back in the early 70s.

She was also a dancer in one of the clubs aye not a pole one but a cage .
You wouldn't know it now though

[Brian Grantland]

Still trying to work that one out :?
Good thread this Rochead.

the mother
divorced the father due to her affair with his brother and then subsequently
married the father's brother

[leontrotsky]

Yeah, but not as uncommon as you'd think, a friend of mine, her uncle is now her step dad.

Christ.

Not uncommon on the Norwich City forum i would imagine.......

[Brian Grantland]

The wife beating wouldn't even raise an eyebrow on a West Ham tho would it

[Buc]

the mother
divorced the father due to her affair with his brother and then subsequently
married the father's brother

Thanks for simplifying.:O

[Rochead]

Still trying to work that one out :?
Good thread this Rochead.

Cheers Buc. 12 replies so far and no suicides, fingers crossed it stays that way. :D

[Stef]

I walked when my husband got done for drink driving. I begged him and begged him not to but he did it anyway and got 28 days in jail for it.

[Rochead]

I walked when my husband got done for drink driving. I begged him and begged him not to but he did it anyway and got 28 days in jail for it.

Hope it's worked out well for you.

[Stef]

Hope it's worked out well for you.

I have forgiven him but can't go back to him, he blew the trust. I am happy with my lot these days, thanks Rochead

[Buc]

I have forgiven him but can't go back to him, he blew the trust. I am happy with my lot these days, thanks Rochead

Nice one Stef.

[Pacman1903]

When Salma Hayek and Kate Beckinsale tell her about our secret love trysts.

[krakowdon]

When Salma Hayek and Kate Beckinsale tell her about our secret love trysts.

I could have warned you Pac min, that Selma talks too much, she couldn't resist boasting about her conquest, how she loved wearing the 1990 JVC top on the job, the lot. I had to bin her in the end.

[Pacman1903]

I could have warned you Pac min, that Selma talks too much, she couldn't resist boasting about her conquest, how she loved wearing the 1990 JVC top on the job, the lot. I had to bin her in the end.

She told me that she had a guy in Krakow who had a small tallywhacker so she binned him. Don't shoot the messenger

[Brian Grantland]

She told me that she had a guy in Krakow who had a small tallywhacker so she binned him. Don't shoot the messenger

I reckon the fact he kept calling her selma had something to do with it

[krakowdon]

I reckon the fact he kept calling her selma had something to do with it

Ok, in case you guys didn't realise I was joking, I'll come clean. I have no idea who Selma/Salma Hyek is.

Never met the woman. (It is a woman, isn't it? Or have I been double whooshed?)

[Buc]

Ok, in case you guys didn't realise I was joking, I'll come clean. I have no idea who Selma/Salma Hyek is.

Never met the woman. (It is a woman, isn't it? Or have I been double whooshed?)

You aren't alone I've never heard of him/her either but sometimes on here they speak in codes :)

[Jupiter]

How could anybody have never heard of Salma Hayek?

http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Salma-Hayek-Photos.jpg

[Buc]

Will remember her now:heart:

[mondo_notion]

Donsdaft isn't going to be happy trying to scroll down to get a peek at that set of boobies

[krakowdon]

Ok, clearly a woman, but I hope she looks prettier without all that slap on her gub.

You've been stuck on a rig with no company for too long Pac min if that's your idea of a bonnie lassie.

[Pacman1903]

She looks like she could do with a power nap

[Pacman1903]

She looks like she could do with a power nap. Nae a great photo

Aye 3 weeks with 1.5 to go. Come a weeks time my standards will have dropped to subsea levels and my love trysts will include Tracy Emin and Camilla Parker Bowles

[ILikeJam]

From Dusk till Dawn era Salma is pretty much unbeatable. Probably the first real "Holy f*ck she is otherworldly..." moment I had as a kid - it was maybe even the epiphany that lassies weren't just annoying and to be ignored... Let's just say that bit of the tape was a bit dodgy after being rewound so many times! XD

http://img.allw.mn/content/wy/rx/opeqyfrn5590436ca6c53363426094.jpg

[Goalposter]

Ok, clearly a woman, but I hope she looks prettier without all that slap on her gub.

You've been stuck on a rig with no company for too long Pac min if that's your idea of a bonnie lassie.


Salam Hayek is a total babe!

***y and funny too and a superb set of jigglies

:P

A real woman albeit slightly older now of course.

[Goalposter]

From Dusk till Dawn era Salma is pretty much unbeatable. Probably the first real "Holy f*ck she is otherworldly..." moment I had as a kid - it was maybe even the epiphany that lassies weren't just annoying and to be ignored... Let's just say that bit of the tape was a bit dodgy after being rewound so many times! XD

http://img.allw.mn/content/wy/rx/opeqyfrn5590436ca6c53363426094.jpg

Well said that man.

First time I ever wanted to shag a vampire and couldn't care about the consequences.

I mean look at that stomach and waistline PHWOARRRRRRRRR.

[Goalposter]

Can we keep quoting with this pic attached

:)

[MalagaSheep]

Salma Hayek and Kate Beckinsale! What a team up!

Heres Kate
http://i66.tinypic.com/tar5o5.jpg

[ILikeJam]

Can we keep quoting with this pic attached

:)


For old time's sake... (check how young Clooney and Tarantino look! :O )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCjUNI1GC0

[krakowdon]

For old time's sake... (check how young Clooney and Tarantino look! :O )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiCjUNI1GC0

Too much edit information min

[ILikeJam]

Too much edit information min

Been trying it for a while to see if it edits anything out


EDIT - apparently it does!