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Posted Sunday 17th Feb 2013 03:01
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Once apon a time, there sat a very large and hairy...



Posted Sunday 17th Feb 2013 15:35
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cat called Scary Suzie, who was busy day dreaming about what her life MIGHT have been like, if only she hadn't got that darn bear trap stuck in her mouth. Alas, Suzie's blissful afternoon was about to be rudely interrputed by the sound of her owner, Ozfan, and Uncle Lefty ...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 01:54
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Bickering over who had the largest...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 02:27
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head. Eventually they agreed to let Scotty come round with his tape measure and trusty spreadsheet to settle the matter. However, being the cheats that they really are, both sneakily tried to artificially increase the size of their heads by ...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 06:37
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injecting themselves with...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 11:58
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a special magic potion before getting two of Yubby' s mascot girls to massage their egos. However ...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 12:20
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The girls left when they saw that Scotty had removed his shirt to fix...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 12:56
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their shelves. After doing the maths, Scotty declared a draw, what with them both being as big headed as each other. Feeling thirsty the three amigos set off ...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 16:17
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towards a distant bar. However, as they got nearer they realized it wasn`t a bar, in fact it was a...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 18:27
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sand dune. Yubby had given them the wrong directions AGAIN and they were in fact lost in the middle of a desert - the bar a mirage. Luckily, however, help was at hand in the form of ...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 19:39
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..a UFO that had just landed. Silently, a door opened and out stepped a little green alien. "Take me to your leader", the alien ordered.

"no worries", said Yubby and promptly...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 20:12
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Under the thumb Scotty Whispered "Yubbs don't do it, I wasn't allowed out this weekend" Yubby Replied" Out Leader, The Lady with the high cut boots...



Posted Monday 18th Feb 2013 21:39
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at which point Scotty let out an almighty scream of "Nooooooooooo" before sinking to his knees, and holding his head in his hands as a vision of yet another weekend of hoovering, dusting, and scrubbing the floor, while LMV toyed with her whip and all powerful red and yellow cards, flashed in front of him. Somewhat bemused, the aliens decided to take pity on Scotty and so ...



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Posted Tuesday 19th Feb 2013 10:17
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destroyed all Nicholas Cage movies ever made. Meanwhile across town, Long lost brothers AV and Bushy were..



Posted Tuesday 19th Feb 2013 16:30
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plotting to take over the Villa Mad board. Bushy suggested ...



Posted Wednesday 20th Feb 2013 10:17
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creating new email addresses and create users like Bushy's Dad, Bushy' Bro, Bushy's...



Posted Wednesday 20th Feb 2013 19:20
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third cousin twice removed ... but, they agreed, that was SO last year. Deciding they needed someone more devious on board to help them with their sinister, evil, plans of board domination, they asked ...



Edited Tuesday 21st Jul 2015 11:33
Posted Thursday 21st Feb 2013 09:46
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Freer and Bambi (Lefty mach 2 and Bembo)who were more than willing to help. They...



Posted Thursday 21st Feb 2013 16:59
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... started off by camouflaging themselves. Bembo, being an artist, creatively disguised himself in shades of claret and blue, while Freer cunningly disguised himself as ... err .. a fence. Armed with paint bombs, they stormed ...



Edited Tuesday 21st Jul 2015 11:33
Posted Thursday 21st Feb 2013 20:38
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The head honcho of Villa Mad in America but found that there was nobody home, even the 3 pantry's and 9 fridges were all empty so...



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1 stateside 17,451
2 yubbywelch 13,199
3 birminghamborn 13,141
4 av4ever 12,179
5 theleftside 11,661
6 Arran007 10,729
7 0_drunkenbushman_0 9,190
8 ozfan 9,173
9 VillaVilla 8,499
10 Brendan00 7,926
11 bongosdad 7,367
12 dazzyowen 7,130
13 VillaToff 7,020
14 thejshow78 6,758
15 VillaJohn 6,368