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started topic (Dunfermline A.) This is a busy wee board

replied to (Dunfermline A.) oi you lot...............

Yer a true Scot if................. 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer
ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
iron-bru, fags and nappies all
in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
how's it gawn?
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
away an bile yer heid
humphey backit
dubble nugget

And finally......

A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse
aimed at an electric fire.

The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire

"Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'."
18 September 2006 16:47 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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started topic (Dunfermline A.) Yer a true Scot if.................

Mini Jambos on the way 25 July 2006 00:04 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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Healthy food makes you shyte


27 May 2006 15:39 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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Hey Monkey hangers sorry - wrong site 03 March 2006 16:18 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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hows it all goin then anybody catch a disease of the willy over xmas? 22 January 2006 22:34 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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started topic (Dunfermline A.) The secrets out

started topic (Dunfermline A.) The Ed

replied to You will be defeated!

ah well ah phukin well 29 October 2005 20:53 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
batten doon the hatches some irritating cnuts have been banned from other boards ;-) 17 October 2005 20:34 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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