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Challenge your friends and foes to put their money where their mouth is! | BuddyBet | 19 May 20:48 |
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started topic (Dunfermline A.) This is a busy wee board replied to (Dunfermline A.) oi you lot...............
Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. 4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. 6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. 10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. 11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. 12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. 13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. 16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. 17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals . 19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it gawn? clatty boggin cludge pished get it up ye wee beasties erse bandit away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid dubble nugget And finally...... A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'." 18 September 2006 16:47 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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started topic (Dunfermline A.) Yer a true Scot if.................
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replied to I'm going to stage a coup on here.
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replied to (Dunfermline A.) see ma heed replied to Ma heed.... replied to Message in a Bottle replied to Clyde match preview replied to Football First. replied to FAO All Scottish Fans replied to FAO 433 replied to (Dunfermline A.) Wee People - do not open
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started topic (Dunfermline A.) The secrets out started topic (Dunfermline A.) The Ed replied to You will be defeated!
17 October 2005 20:34 Started on 'Diamonds Chat' forum
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