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Chelski are set to take a £0million hit and sell Fernando Torres this summer.They paid £50million for him but even though he has hit 22 goals this season they are prepared to sell him for £20million.
Woy Hodgson has blasted Chelski,Spurs and Citeh for arranging end of season friendlies .
Paolo Di Canio is furious after some of his players went to a casino in the early hours after Wigan's midweek loss to Arsenal which sealed Sunderland's place in the Premier League.Phil Bardsley is pictured lying on the Casino floor surrounded by £50 notes.He is expected to be hit by a big fine by Di Canio and placed on the transfer list.Di Canio has already dished out fines for players who failed to turn up at autograph-signing sessions.
Meanwhile West Ham are lining up a move for Phil Bardsley.
Jobi McAnuff is a 500k target for QPR.He only has one year left on his current Reading contract.
Thibaut Coutois wants chelski to let him stay on loan at Atletico Madrid.He starred in their Spanish Cup final win against Real Madrid.
Sir Alex Ferguson plans to go on his travels this summer and get as far away as possible from David Moyes.He plans to take in some of the world's greatest sporting events.
Martin Jol wants Fulham to end the season on a high at Swansea this afternoon.Fulham are closing in on Atletico Bilbao defender Fernando Amorebieta and Wolves winger Bakary Sako.
...time for some funnies...
After signing his new one year deal at Chelski Frank Lampard says he is looking forward to working with Chelski's next 3 or 4 managers...
Chelski have started selling a new item in the club superstore.Its called the John Terry wonderbra.Apparantly its great at lifting other people's cups...
Christian Aid week last week was the most successful ever boosted by donations of thousands of T-shirts printed with Manchester City FA Cup winners 2013...
Manchester United's media office point out that Sir alex Ferguson will not be undergoing a hip replacement after all it will be a flask replacement...
FA Youth Cup winners Norwich explain the excellent camaraderie among their young players...they are all related...
John Terry collects the Lifet time achievement award at Chelski's prize-giving dinner.he also walked away with The Player of the Year trophy,The Young Player of the Year trophy ,The goal of the season trophy and the Best Steward Trophy...
Man Cit's Scott Siclair is recovering from his shoulder surgery.When asked if he's happy the clot as been removed he said "Yes me and Mancini didn't get on"...
A week before the Champions League Trophy Final John Terry was spooted ina sports store looking for ABayern Munich shirt and a Borussia Dortmund shirt...
Mike Ashley has promised his backroom staff a £1million bonus should Newcastle beat Arsenal in today's final game.
Manciteh have set up a deal for Radamel Falcao after agreeing to pay his buy out fee of £54million to his club Atletico Madrid.This is expected to snatch him away from the clutches of Chelski.
Kenwyne Jones could be offered an escape route from Stoke by West Brom.Just why clubs keep buying this useless lump amazes me.
Rio Ferdinand has been offered a new one year deal at Manyoo.
Stoke will pay Tony Pulis £2.5million should they decide to sack him.There has been rumblings for some time as he has not had a say on recent signings and had little input into the signings of keeper Jack Butland and American Brek Shea..He does want to stay at the club but also wants more say into who they sign this summer.Apparantly he wasn't Ready to sign Brek...
Jose Mourinho is expected to seal a deal to return to Cheslki this week but Real president Florentino Perez says there is no way Ronaldo will be allowed to go with him.
Jose is also expected to give a role to Steve Kean after his successful mission at Blackbum...I knew Jose had a soft spot for the Clarets...
Michael Dawson wants an extension to his contract at Spurs .
Reading boss Nigel Adkins is plotting a summer move for Fulham utility player Chris Baird.
Liverpool target Chritian Eriksen will snub the Kop and sign a new contract at Ajax if Brendan Rodgers does not mae a £15m offer in the next month.
Inter Milan are showing interest in signing former player's son Tom Ince .Liverpool and Spurs are also interested.
Stephen Crainey is ready to quit Blackpool after being offered half of his old wages.
Matll Besler one of the MSL's top defenders is sweating on a move to Everton after David Moyes quit.The Sporting Kansas star was set for Goddison ina £2million move and still wants a move to England.
Middlesboro' are set for talks with Wolves striker Sylvan Ebanks-Blake who has been released by Wolves.
Mark Schwarzer is willing to listen to offers for him to return to Australia.
Blackbum want a staggering £15millon for top scorer Jordan Rhodes in a bid to scare of West Brom and Hull City..They are still paying Huddersfield in instalments and still owe half the money they paid for him.
Derby boss Nigel Clough is ready to snap up Blackpool defender Kirk Broadfoot on a free transfer.
Hull City are lining up a shock move for Blackpool skipper Alex Baptiste.
Huddersfield are closing in on deal for James Vaughan who was on loan last season and helped keep them in the Championship.Derby are also interested.
Hull are also interested in signing Newcastle defender Danny Simpson but he wants to move further south to be near his x-factor girlfriend.
Fabricio Coloccini could play his last game for Newcastle today but they could get some money for him if he moves back to Spain rather than his home country Argentina.
Darren Ferguson and Paolo Sousa are the names on top of Brighton's shortlist should Gus Poyet leaves the club 19 May 2013 07:26 Started on 'Eli's' forum
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First of all Congratulations to Wigan for their fantastic win yesterday.A win which gives all smaller clubs renewed hope that the underdogs can overcome the mega-rich with desire and passion.A great result for football.I remember going to Great Harwood on a Monday night in the late sixties to watch Wigan play Harwood when they were two of the top teams in the Northern Premier League.Jack Simmons the cricketer played centre-forward for Harwood.I never dreamt that one day they would lift the cup at Wembley.
Roberto Mancini is sweating on his future this morning after a poor performance by his Citeh team in yesterdays final.Rumours are coming out of Citeh that Malaga's Manuel Pellegrini has already been interviewed for the manager's job at the Etihad.
Chelski are considering making a complaint after Villa fans abused John Terry has he was being carried off injured.Terry could miss the Europa Final against Benfica on Wednesday night.However sources say he will be their just in case they win and he has to lift the cup ...
Record breaker Frank Lampard wants his chelski future sorting out once and for all.They would be barmy not to give him at least another year.
Rio Ferdinand is a target for seven clubs around the world.He has had multi-million pound offers from two Middle Eastern clubs.Two from Russiaplus Galatasaray and Monaco.Brazilian club Flamengo also want him to go play in Rio for them.
Rene Meulensteen will have showdown talks with Manyoo after Alex Ferguson decided to retire.The Dutchman has been a coach at Manyoo since 2007.
Paul Scholes last night confirmed his retirement.He will probably make his final appearance today against Swansea.
QPR flop Esteban Granero has been thrown a lifeline by Real Betis.they will seek a loan or a player plus cash deal for him.
Mark Schwarzer is expected to play his last home game for Fulham today against Liverpool because he cannot seen himself staying if he is not starting next season.
BigSam has signed a new 2-year-deal at West Ham after keeping them in the Premier League this season.
Roberto Mancini blames Zabaleta's red card for yesterday's defeat.He says before then they had no problems .He must have been watching a different game to me.Wigan were the better side throughout.
Paolo Di Canio has warned his players its either Manyoo or Doncaster next season .He says he knows how to motivate his players as they prepare to face Southampton at home today.
a few funnies...
To celebrate winning the FA cup wigan fans are going on an open top bus parade through the town...
Sir Alex Ferguson has warned anyone turning up for his retirement party at Old Trafford today that with added time the party could go on till October...
The Manyoo players have presented Sir Alex with a specially made carriage clock.Every hours last for 67 minutes...
In a statement Howard Webb describes Sir Alex as the best manager he ever played for...
Good news for Imran Khan as he recovers from his 15ft fall at a political rally in Pakistan.The bookies have made him favourite to win the next series of Flash!...
Police have revealed they are looking into claims that he was pushed by a soul music tribute act and they would like to speak to the artist ..Chuka Khan...
Actress Helen Mirren has turned up outside of Charle's Green's house and told him to "Shut the F--k Up"..Apparently she's fed up of him banging the drum for Rangers to play in England...
David Beckham has apologied for putting Kwik Fit on alert after saying Sir Alex Feguson is retyring...
Surgeons reveal that the bllod clot on Scott Sinclair's shoulder may have been accidently caused by Roberto Mancini putting his arm around him every week for the last 8 months to tell him he's not playing...
ITV announce that despite Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement they will not be filming a new series of Taggert.
Finally good news for disgraced racehorse trainer Mahmmod Al Zarooni after his eight year ban his lifted he#s been invited to take part in this years Tour de France..
Wayne Rooney believes he is being forced out of Manyooafter details of a training ground summit were leaked
Rafa Benitez defiantly told his critics he had done the business after sealing Chelski's place in the Champions league next season.He wants to stay in England if he can.
PSG have offered David Beckham the chance to extend his stay in Paris.However he will not be playing for Carlo Ancelotti who is expected to replace Jose Mourinho at Madrid next season and they have made signing gareth bale their top priority.
Rochdale boss Keith Hall has snapped up winger Scott Hogan from Hyde.
QPR boss 'Appy 'Arry is ready to sign Southampton full back Frazer Richardson has he puts his Championship squad together.
Blackpool boss Paul Ince wants to keep Kirk Broadfoot on a new two year deal.He joined them on a free .He will be relasing around a dozen players this summer.
Birmingham want to beat burnley to the capture of Motherwell keeper Darren Randolph .
Hull city are preparing a move for Burnley's Charlie Austin who would jump at the chance of Premier League Football.Burnley want at least £7million for him.They are also looking at Blackbum's Jordan Rhodes.
Newcastle have made a move for want-away QPR striker Loic Remyeven though he snubbed them during January's transfer window.He has a £8million release clause in his contract.
Marc Bircham is a shock contender to be the new Millwall boss with Bournemouth and Burnley's bosses Howe and Dyche also in the frame.
Sheffield United want talks with Motherwell boss Stuart McCall about becoming their new manager.Gillingham boss Martin Allen and Michael Appleton are in contention with Chris Morgan also in with a chance.
Wigan striker Arouna Kone will quit wigan if they are relegated .Liverpool,everton and West Brom are interested.
Spurs are ready to make a £10million move for Wigan's James McCarthyas part of a major summer spending spree.Newcastle are also keen on him.meanwhile Spurs are also looking at Hamburg's South Korean Heung-Min Son as a replacement for Gareth Bale.
Liverpool have had talks over signing Lille left-back Lucas Digne who is one of the hottest properties in France.He's also been linked with Manyoo,Ajax and Udinese.
Bolton boss Dougie Freedman wants to makea bid for West Brom's Craig Dawson and will sell Matt Mills to Leeds to raise funds. 12 May 2013 07:33 Started on 'Eli's' forum
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Luis Suarez has confirmed he will stay at Liverpool next season.
Rafa Benitez insists he is ready to fight Sir Alex Ferguson on the touchline.What's he gonna do take his zimmer frame off him and bash him with it...
Roberto Martinez says staying up would be like winning the title.They must have won it quite a few times over the past few seasons then...
Alan Pardew says Newcastle are feeling the pressure with their Premiership destiny now out of their own hands.They could be in the bottom 3 by the end of Tuesday and with QPR to play away and Arsenal at home they could slip out of the league.
Stoke keeper Thomas Sorensen is looking for a new club this season after starting only 4 games for Stoke this season.
West Ham are favourites to land Nathan Redmond from Birmingham.They have slapped a £10million price tag on him mainly cos they are skint.
Everton are stepping up their interest in Denmark hitman Andreas Cornelius.He has scored 20 goals this season for his club FC Copenhagen.Arsenal,Stoke and QPR are also interested.
Spurs lead the chase for Barnet wonderkid George Sykes .He scored a hat-trick for their under-18 side last week.Liverpool and Arsenal want him too.
Port Vale are trying to sign former Crewe defender David Artell after he was released by Northampton.
Ipswich are to take Bristol City midfielder Cole Skuse on a 3-year-deal and will snap up Jay Tabb from Reading after a he did well on loan.
Swansea are close to signing QPR striker Junior Hoilett.The Hoops have accepted a modest fee to get the 60k a week of their wage bill.
Terry Butcher is in the frame for the vacant Doncaster Rovers job.
Petr Cech has rolled out the welcome back mat for Jose Mourinho and says the entire Chelski squad would relish working with him again.
West Brom manager Steve Clarke admitted he kept Peter Odemwingie on the bench yesterday because he was getting abuse from his own fans when he was warming up.
...a few funnies...
Following his red card for PSG last week David Beckham has launched his new fragrance it is called..scent off...
Reginald D.Hunter has been given a seven month ban by the PFA .The good news for him though is that he's available for Chelski's Christmas Party...
Gareth Bale as signed a deal with Arsenal to loan their trophy cabinet as they no longer use it...
Afetr vowing that any of the 50 fans who invaded the Molineux pitch last week would be banned for life,Wolves reveal that so far 1500 have turned themselves in...
Ashley Cole refused to take part as a judge in the new series of the Apprentice after he was told he couldn't take his air gun with him...
Hollywood bosses are making plans to make a film about Luis suarez life.Its going to be called.Handball The Cannibal...
Wigan have announced their 23 fan squad for Saturday's FA Cup final...
Bristol city boss Sean O'dreary has announced his first summer signing a South Korean called Li Gwon...
Police plan to question the man convicted of selling fake bomb detectors in connection with claims he was involved with selling fake footballers to QPR...
Jose Mourinho has arranged a first summit meeting with Chalski owner Roman Abramovich aboard his super-yacht this week.He will have to take a pay cut if he wants the chelski job.Some sources say they cannot see the pair working together again despite this meeting.
Chelski are targeting Atletico Madrid striker Falcao with Torres heading for the exit.
Phil Jones is heading for a bumper new deal at Old Trafford.The 21-year-old could have his wages bumped up to 75k a week.
Dimitar Berbatov is a summer targer for Galatasaray.they are ready to match the £5million price tag put on him by Fulham.Zenit St Petersburg are also interested.
Martin Jol could head for the exit at Fulham too because his relationship with the Board is very strained and they could accept a compensation settlement for his services.
AVB is ready to offload flop striker Adebayor who has only scored 3 goals in 21 league games.He could turn to QPR's Loic Remy and also has Brazilian Leandro Damiao on his radar as he looks set to leave Internacional this summer.
Brendan Rodgers has identified FC Twente's Brazilian defender has the man to replace Jamie Carragher this summer.Twente refused offers up to £7million last summer but now could lose him for nothing has his contract is up.
Blackbum's striker Micah evans is set to seal a move to Oldham after being released .Chesterfield also want him.
Wolves ace Bakary sako plans to quit the crisis hit club this summer .He is hoping for a move to the Premier League.
MK Dons keeper Ian McLoughlin is ready to move on after the club failed to sort him out a new contract.
Birmingham are ready to nsap up Hyde winger Scott Hogan .
Oldham keeper Alex Cisak hopes to grab a move to SPL side Motherwell.
Scott Sinclair wants a move to Sarfhampton as he bids to get his career back on track.Everton and Villa are also keen on him.
Huddersfield boss Mark Robins aims to take advantage of blackbum's problems to sign midfielder David Jones.Jones is a free agent this summer after his Wigan contract expires.
Notts Forest will try to sign Nicky Shorey for next season.
Everton will consider a move for Callun McManaman if wigan are relegated.
Wigan are chasing Cardiff target John Brayford from Derby.
Aston villa are looking at Crewe midfielder Luke Murphy as they look for new young talent.
Spurs are are ready to release Dean Parrett after he returns from Swindon after a loan deal.
Brazilian attacking midfielder Andre Moritz is ready to quit Palace after his one year deal expires.
Blackpool boss Paul Ince wants to bring coach Ricky Sbragia to Blackpool as part of his coaching set-up.
Fergie and Mancini have had Malaga's attacking midfield sensation Isco watched in his last four matches .He has a £30million buy out clause in his contract.He's also wanted by Real Madrid ,Barcelona and Chelski.
Peter Crouch is being lined up for a move to West ham.The Hammers are still trying to sort out a deal for Liverpool's Andy Carroll.
Stoke are looking at making a bid for former arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner. 05 May 2013 07:15 Started on 'Eli's' forum
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This season in our first 6 league home games we scored 14 goals.
Then a change of management and in the next 16 home games we have scored 15 goals.
Its no wonder fans are complaining about the entertainment value and the style of play.
I just hope Sean Dyche can sort this problem out for next season and the players can play with a bit more freedom. 28 April 2013 08:02 Started on 'Eli's' forum
Great news for Citeh fans as they are told Mancini will be Manager again next season even if they lose the FA Cup Final...so no Champions League expectations then...
Gareth Bale will be crowned PFA Player of the Year for the second time tonight as he sees off competition from RVP.He is also nominated for the Young Player of the Year too.
Chelsea TV have cocked up by branding Frank Lampard as a 'Former' Blues midfielder.Perhaps they know something 'Former' Manager Rafa doesn't know...
Congratulations to the mighty atom..Brian Flynn who saw his Doncaster side snatch victory from the jaws of defeat to become Champions of Division one.Well done to Eddie Howe too who will be back at the Turf next season after taking Bournemouth up.
Roger Johnson...please don't sign him he's a jinx...confronted angry Wolves fans on the pitch after their defeat by Burnley looks to have sealed their fate and face the drop next week and even if they do win at Brighton they have to hope other results go their way.Kevin Doyle was also pushed around by angry fans.How a squad as good as Wolves find themselves in such a mess as to be down to bad management.
Robin Van Persie insists the Emirate boo-boys were not Gunner hurt him as he returns as a Champion today with Manyoo.I would hope the vast majority will applaud him.He gave arsenal some great service but wanted to win something before he retired.
Robert Lewandowski's odds of movimng to Old trafford have shortened reckons Sir Alex.He's also a top target for Bayern Muncih and Real Madrid.Dortmund fans have shown their displeasure with their club for selling Mario Goetze to Bayern and he thinks Dortmund will try not to upset them again by selling Lewandowski to them.
John Heintinga has revealed his plans to quit Everton on a nanny agency's website.He is under contract at Everton till the end of 2014 but has put an add on Nanny Service Nederlandlooking for someone to take care of his two kids.The add says the family may move to another country soon.I just have one question...will the Nanny Agency get the Agents fee when he moves...
Arsenal are after Swansea centre-half Ashley Williams and hope to land him for £10m .Brendan Rodgers also wants him at Liverpool.
Rob Hulse has been driven out of Millwall by the clubs boo-boys.He's on loan from QPR and is unlikely to feature again.
Martin O'Neill is set for a sensational return to Leicester City if their promotion push fails under Nigel Pearson.
Everton are weighing up a move to bring back Joleon Lescott back from Manciteh.
Neymar has put Chelski and Citeh on alert by turning down a new contract with Santos.Barcelona are also on his trail
Paolo Di Canio has promised to jump into the North Sea if Sunderland beat the drop.He can't swim but wants to see if he can walk on water.He's been labelled a miracle worker by the fans.
UnHappy 'Arry has admitted dressing-room rifts have torn his squad apart.He admits he has been unable to unite the players that have been struggling all season.He blames the problems on the vast differences between his players wages...You signed the big earners 'Arry..
...Some football funnies...
Reading and QPR play some exceptional possession football in the first half of today's clash but it all falls apart in the second when QPR are made to change their home shirts at half-time...
Arsenal fan Mo Farrah is expected to be at the Emirates for today's clash with Manyoo but don't be surprised if he leaves at half-time..
Brendan Rodgers says he's not surprised Steven Gerrard needs shoulder surgery this summer .After all he's been carrying Liverpool for years...
Luis Suarez wins the Liverpool Player of the Year award.After all after biting Chelski's Branislav Ivanovic he's the only person at anfield to taste champions league football this season...
Everton are delighted that Cardiff have been promoted to the Premier league because it means for the first time in years they will play at least two games in Europe...
After the Suarez scandal the FA reveal they are also investigating claims that Fernando Torres tried to bite Jamie Carragher at Anfield last sunday ..but missed...
Fans wanting to watch the all German final of the Champions league at Wmebley have been advised to put their towels down on their Wembley seats early...
Branislav Ivanovic insists he is to bashful to speak in front of the cameras after chelski's win in Basel.Well you know what they say ..once bitten twice shy...
Luis suarez says he could be tempted by a move to Germany .He fancies playing for Borussia Munchonacentreback...
David Beckham says he is devastated by the break-up of JLS.He says"Where am I going to buy my sofas from now?"...
Another paper reports that Brendan Rodgers is being lined up to replace Mancini at Citeh...
AVB is keen to enter the race for Everton's Leghton Baines .So Spurs and Manyoo may have to battle it out for his services.
Luis Suarez is expected to be named in the Premier League team of the year.This is no surprise really given its based on how well he has played and not what he eats...
Everton boss David Moyes has given the clearest indication that he intends to stay at Goodison by assembling a hit-list of players he wants in the summer.These include Lescott and Wigan's James McCarthy.meanwhile Fellaini could be heading for Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala for £"4million.
Martin Jol and Dimtar Berbatov could both be heading for the exit at Fulham in the summer because of concerns over the club's spending plans.
Borussia Dortmund will target Newcastle striker Pa**** Cisse if they lose Lewandowski this summer.Alan Pardew is also eyeing up a move for Villa's attacking midfielder Andreas Weinmann.
Michael Mancienne has spent two season at Hamburg and is now a target for Anzhi manager Gus Hiddink.
Dean Marney is ready to sign a new deal at Burnley but Chris McCann and Lee Grant have still to pen new deals at the club.
Bolton boss Dougie Freedman is facing a battle with FC Basel for Aussie starlet Trent Sainsbury.
Bradford City want to take young sunderland keeper Jordan Pickford on loan next season.
Leicester are favourites to land blackpool's Alex Baptiste on a free transfer at the end of the season.He's also wanted by 1st division Wolves ,blackbum and Bolton..
Steve bruce wants to sign Maynor Figueroa for a second time as he prepares for life in the Premier League.West Ham also want him and they are also looking at reading's Noel Hunt
Chelski's forgotten man Marko Marin may move back to Germany in the summer .
Iker Casillas has emerged as Arsenal's top goal-keeping target this summer. 28 April 2013 07:42 Started on 'Eli's' forum
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Daniel Levy as slapped a £100million price tag on Gareth Bale as Manciteh join the queue for the Spurs superstar.He opes the some of mony will frighten off te chasing pack which alo includes PSG,Bayern Munich and Real Madrid.
Gareth Bary wants anw deal with Citeh after his contract enters its final year this summer.
'Arry finally admits its all over after yesterdays defeat at home to Stoke.Soll the money he spent counted for nowt...
Brian Kidd believes Roberto Mancini can make Manciteh a dominant force just like Fergie did at Manyoo.Obviously he hasn't read Roberto's CV where he as failed at several clubs in the Cmpions League.
Spurs knowthey hve toqualif for the Champions League if they are to keep Gareth Bale.
AC Milan are lining up a summer delfor Micah Richards thanks partl to Super Mario who has told them Micah would be aperfect fit.
Sturt McCall is favourite to become the new manager at Sheffyoo to replace Danny Wlson who was sacked 11 days ago
Cardiff boss Malky Mackay wants to sign Wet Ham midfielder Gary O'Neil and make him his firt summer signing.he was also linkd with a move for Bolton's Chris Eagles earlier in the week.
Arsenal confirm that Jack Wilshere faces si months on the sdelines after eing hurt by the water Everton's Kevin Miralla sprayed at him last week...
Alan Pardew says he was shocked by the footage of a fella wearing a Newcastle shirt hitting a horse last week.hesays the last time he saw anything like it was whenstev Taylor punched andy carroll in a training-ground bust-up a few years ago...
Chelski star David Luis say he would love to forgive Citeh's Sergio Auerofor stamping on his ackside last week but he refuses to turn the other cheek...
Following claims that traces of cocaine were discovered in th toilets at the Den, Millwall say they are changing their nickname to The Lines...
Chelski plne to Basel is delayed after it is forced t let Adebayor's penalty land...
Virgin trains agree to lay on a taxi for ll the Wigan fan stranded after next months Wembley Cup final...
If Chelski lose heavily to Basel in midweek Rafa Benitez could become the first Spanish waiter to get a good hiding from Basil since Fawlty Towers was on the box...
Scotland boss Gordon strachan admits dsappointment when clubs north of the border rejected the proposal for a 12-12-18.He says had he been allowed to field that formation Scotland might have a decent chance of qualifying for a major tournament...
FiXD nally Northumbrian police announce that last week's riot in Newcastle city centre caused £100,000 worth of improvements...
Liverpool have made the first move in he summer battle to sign QPR's Loic Remy.He has a clause in his contract that allows him to leave if they are relegated.
Citeh are monitoring Chelsea managerial target Manuel Pellegrini.It's believed City representatives have sounded ot the Malaga boss about a summer move.Obviously none of them have told Brian Kidd...
Spurs willlead the race to sign Alex Song this summer who is seeking a quick exit from Barcelna.Spurs are also looking to offoad a few player with Adebayor,cott Prker,Tom Huddlestone and Jake Livermore all being llowed to leave for he right price.William Gallas could also leave.
Cardiff could make an audacious bid to bring back Aaron Ramsey from Arsenal.QPR's Jamiemackie is also on Mackay wish list.
West Ham are on the trail of Besiktas midfielderManue Fernandes who hashad loanspels with Pompey and everton.
Nick Powell fancies a loan spell away from Manyoo next season.
Sunderland's Matty Kilgallon is heading for he exit .Sunderland are also tracking striker Alfred Finnbogasonof Heerenveen.
Craig Dawson could be given the chance to prove himself at West Brom ths season after his loan mov to Bolton runs out next week.
Huddersfield boss Mark Robins is in the race for Queen Park's hot shot Lawrence Shankland .Dundee United an Hearts are also chasing the 17 yer old.
Mciteh are readyto beat rivals for the signature of new Dutch superstar Rodney Konglo.Liverpool also ant to sign the 6'1" Feyenoord star when he turs 16 .Manyoo are also interested.
Fulham are looking at a summer move for Manyoo keeper Anders Lindegaard.
Spurs are in signin war with Borussia Dortmund for Hamburg's 20 year old South Korean star Heung-Min So.Spurs are also keen on Real Madrid winger Jose Callejon.
Arsene Wenger has joined a growing list of managers who are watching Villa's Mathew Lowton with the frenchman bracing himself for the exit of Bacary Sagna this summer.
Jack Cork who has still to agree a new contract with Sarfhampton is interesting the likes of Cardiff,Swansea and Fulham.
David Moyes is ready to move for Denmark striker Andreas Cornelius if he stays at Goodison.He is also keen on PSV 's highly-rated midfielder KevinStrotman who is also being watched by Manyoo. 21 April 2013 07:49 Started on 'Eli's' forum
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Real Madrid are plotting a £50million raid on spurs for Gareth Bale and AVB who will cost them £10million in compensation to Spurs.
PSG boss Carlo Ancelotti is also on their wanted list should they fail to get AVB.Bale said earlier he fancied one more season at Spurs but if they miss out on Champions League Football that could change.
FA chiefs are to press for criminal prosecutions and banning orders after brawling Millwall fans spoilt their semi-final with Wigan.Ten people were arrested amid sickening scenes of violence and FA General secretary Alex Home said they will look to identify all those involved .Theo saw nothing and heard nothing ...
Some of Blunderland's top earners face a massive pay cut if Paolo Di Canio fails to keep them in the Premier League.All the recent signings agreed to clauses in their contracts reducing their wages should they be relegated.
Frank Lampard has been offered an improved deal to become LA Galaxy's Six Million Dollar Man.He has been offered a two-year contract worth £3.9million a year or $6million dollars a year and they are also willing to offer a lucrative image rights deal.
Chris Hughton accused assistant referee Richard West of 'almost' criminal decisions as his Norwich suffered a controversial 3-1 defeat at ArsenalThe Gunners were awarded a corner which should have been a goal kick and as the ball came over West flagged for a penalty.The second goal saw Theo walcott offside in the build up to the goal.
Joe Cole has flown to America for a special fitness assessment in a bid to rejoin West Ham's end of season push.He has a ham-string problem.
Malaga coach Manuel Pellegrini is seriously being considered as the next Chelski boss.
Arsenal are ready to raid Barcelona for brilliant young defender Julio Pleguezuelo.The 16 year-old could be the subject of a big battle for his signature over the next few weeks.
Sunderland are close to signing striker Mahatma Otoo .The Black Cats have a link up with Ghana side Hearts of Oak and they had their eyes on the 21 year old before di Canio took over.
Wrexham boss andy Morrell wants to sign Bolton's young striker Zac Clough if they make it to the Football League.
Norwich are targeting Villa's Brett Holman who has struggled to hold down a place in Paul Lambert's side.
Blackpool are set to lose Kirk Broadfoot in the summer who only signed for a season.They also could lose Tom Ince,Stephen Crainey and Alex Baptiste.
Glenn Murray is sweating on a new contract at Palace .
Villa will make a move for Watford's Tryo Deeney if the Hornets fail to win promotion this season.
Arsene Wenger wants Hamburg keeper Rene Adler as he searches for a new number one.Asmir Bergovic is also a target for them but Stoke may price him out of a move.
Benoit Assou-Ekotto is on the brink of joining Monaco with AVB eyeing Real Madrid full-back Fabio Coentrao as his replacement.Kyle Walker is also on Monaco's wish list.With the rest of French football clubs having to impose a 75% tax on their players many clubs insist that Monaco's tax-haven status gives them an unfair advantage.This could lead to Monaco being booted out of the league.
Burnley's Charlie Austin is on West Brom's radar as they attempt to sign three strikers this summer.They also plan to snap up newcastle's Danny Simpson.With Peter Odemwingie,Marc-Antoine Fortune and Markus Rosenburg set to move in the summer and Romelu Lukaka expected to return to Chelski they are in the hunt for 3 new strikers.
Newcastle are chasing Bordeaux's giant Senegalese star Ludovic Sane ahead of a £5million summer raid.
Liverpool are still chasing Newcastle's Hatem Ben Arfa and could try to tempt them with a deal that could include a swap with andy Carroll.
Millwall fans pay tribute to Margaret Thatcher during their semi-final defeat by holding a minute's violence...
Asked what he thought of the Chicane at the Chines Grand Prix Lewis Hamilton said "I preferred the duck"...
Manciteh have unveiled their new awaystrip for next season,the colour is called Carlos Tevez Hi-Viz yellow...
David Beckham paid tribute to the lady who used to press his shirts and trousers .Someone had to tell him it was the Iron Lady who died not his ironing lady...
Paolo Di Canio says if Sunderland are relegated he will be the first to hold his hand up...
Jose Mourinho's Mexican cleaner Abel Rodriguez reveals he used to work with Ajax...
Carlos Tevez cleans up at the North West Footballer of the year Awards.Thats community service for you...
Following his impressive run up in last weeks penalty shoot out in Basel last week Emmanuel Adebayor has been called up by togo's national team for the dressage event...
Paolo Di Canio has denied he was ever a fascist during a five hour rant from the balcony of his hotel bedroom...
The Michael Jackson statue is voted the Player of the Year by the club's supporters...
AVB announced at his weekly Press conference that Neil Lennon could be out for another two weeks after fracturing his headphones...
After a horse is seriously injured at Aintree last week its condition has been described by one supermarket as delicious...
History is made at Ayr in the Scottish Grand National .It is the first race where it was established that the punters had more Ketamine in them than the horses...
Manyoo will not join the race to sign superstar Radamel Falcao who is rated at £48million by atletico Madrid .He is being tracked by both Citeh and Chelski.
Tony Pulis could be sacked should Stoke get beat by Manyoo today.
Sunderland and QPR have joined the race for Crewe's Luke murphy.
Brentford keeper Simon Moore is being looked at by Manyoo
Bolton boss Dougie Frredman is set to raid former club Palace for Yannick Bolasie. 14 April 2013 07:53 Started on 'Eli's' forum