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New Story - Aston Villa FC forum
Topic started: Sunday 17 February 2013 03:01 AM
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 ozfanUser is Offline Posts: 7,688Liked: 92 times in 75 postsJoined: January 2004Hall of Fame9 year member |
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this banana leaf hut I've built will keep us dry during the upcoming monsoon season and my big banana will bring you much.. |
 MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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... only VJ didn't hang around long enough to find out what Arran's big banana could do for him, and was last seen ... |
 yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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heading to NASA to see if he could find his best mate Bongo.. Meanwhile back in real world OZ |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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was examining his conscience because ... |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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Because everybody knows him as Ozfan, But lives in New Zealand and supports an English/European game, so he decided to tell everyone... |
 WithersUser is Offline Posts: 941Liked: 10 times in 10 postsJoined: January 2011Hall of Fame2 year member |
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...he may change his name to KiwiOzEuroFan. But only if Yubby changes his to... |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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Legend. Yubby stated though he is already known as a legend so This wasn't good enough, So OzKiwiEuroWhoeverHeisFan decided to... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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change Yubby's name to CageFan. So, having resolved their identity crisis, KiwiEuroOzFan and CageFan set off in search of ... |
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WithersUser is Offline Posts: 941Liked: 10 times in 10 postsJoined: January 2011Hall of Fame2 year member |
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...the VM gang who had just taken off while the identity crisis was going on. Looking round they saw a multitude of footprints. They decided to follow them to let them know the exciting news. For 2 long days they followed the footprints until, in the distance, they caught sight of them. It was just at that moment... |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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That all the gang still hiding, that Lefty got a look at Winnie wearing a thong and he fell off a fence and landed on.. |
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WithersUser is Offline Posts: 941Liked: 10 times in 10 postsJoined: January 2011Hall of Fame2 year member |
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Bongo, who had strayed from the rest of the gang, to investigate a very large footprint. He hadn`t noticed Winnie in her thong as he was too busy taking measurements of the print and making notes in his `paranormal` journal. In fact he hadn`t even noticed Lefty falling on top of him as he was so engrossed.Winnie walked over to Bongo and stood in front of him. "See anything interesting Bongo?" she asked with a seductive pose. Bongo looked up and... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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excitedly proclaimed 'Guys, I've actually, really found Big Foot!', only to have his happiness quashed by Yubby, who explained that his sis had always had furry legs- a genetic defect, a bit like the one which robbed him of any taste. Telling Winnie to put her clothes back on as she was frightening the local wildlife, Yubby set about ... |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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to round up his girls, and found that they... |
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ozfanUser is Offline Posts: 7,688Liked: 92 times in 75 postsJoined: January 2004Hall of Fame9 year member |
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weren't actually girls but stunning ladyboys from Thailand. Oh well shrugged Yubbs at least I've still got my.. |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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memories, before wickedly palming them off onto a delighted (well, he was delighted for about the next 20 minutes anyway ... ) Dazzy. Suddenly ... |
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WithersUser is Offline Posts: 941Liked: 10 times in 10 postsJoined: January 2011Hall of Fame2 year member |
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...the skies darkened. Dark clouds rolled in and the air became hot and oppressive. In the distance a rumbling sound was heard getting progressively louder with each minute that passed. Bongo, carrying a large plaster-cast of a foot, declared it would be a good idea to find cover. Looking round at the barren landscape that was going to be difficult. However, the inscrutable Yubby, aka. Legend, had a wicked plan to save his loyal followers. He... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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pulled out his ... |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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cook book, and with a brilliant Chilli Crockodile steaks served with vegeimite salad. To everyone's amazement it was another thing this little Australian was brilliant at.And As annoying as it was, nobody let on how good his food was and... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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instead, acted like Yubby had put far too much chilli in the croc steaks AGAIN, and so started gasping for air before frantically guzzling down the contents of their water bottles. Luckily ... |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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Freer had his usual stash of grog, and the Gang started throwing down his Vodka and Cranberry juice and premix cans of... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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Freer's fave, peach schnapps and lemonade. By the time the storm hit, the Villamad gang were all as drunk as skunks, so barely noticed they were all soaked to the skin. All, except that is, except Cheetah who, being tea total, was amused by how each poster behaved when drunk. Lefty was soppily declaring his ... |
 bongosdadUser is Online Posts: 3,324Liked: 75 times in 69 postsJoined: March 2012Hall of Fame1 year member |
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Love for Lukazade and always wished he was Daily Thompson. He then asked everyone if they would like to buy a Daily Thompson sick on mustache. Freer stood up and said "i will have 12 of them" and started sticking them on his head to cover the bald spots.Within minutes freer had a head of hair that looked almost as real as Waine Rooneys. Freer then pulled down his pants and asked everyone if they liked his new knickers. Lefty replied... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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'Oooooh, Freer' s wearing Bongo' s pink frilly bloomers' as Freer remembered why he shouldn't get dressed in the dark, and Bongo remembered just why he loved Freer so much. A giggly Scotty and Withers were ... |
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WithersUser is Offline Posts: 941Liked: 10 times in 10 postsJoined: January 2011Hall of Fame2 year member |
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...browsing through a Wedding magazine, just in case Freer & Bongo decide to do take their friendship to the next level. With each day that passed everyone could see the bond growing between them. At that moment... |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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Christain Benteke strolled into camp wanting to have a chat with some one sided Villa Supporters about his future... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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but was shocked to see Statesey and BB ... |
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bongosdadUser is Online Posts: 3,324Liked: 75 times in 69 postsJoined: March 2012Hall of Fame1 year member |
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Sitting there having a eating competition. Stateside ate so fast he tried to eat BB aswell. Brendan then walking into the room and said Im never coming back on here if the mods keep eating people. Brendan managed to pull BB out of his mouth and |
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yubbywelchUser is Offline Posts: 9,874Liked: 79 times in 75 postsJoined: March 2006Hall of Fame7 year member |
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Benteke wasn't fooled, even though some of the Villa Mad posse, still drunk, thought jelly babies where fellow VM's, Benteke was now speaking with Cakeside and... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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was listening to Statesy explain that although he was a £150 million (in case Arsene Wenger is reading) striker, as well as Yubby's avatar - if he wanted to speak to Villamad posters, he would have to run the gauntlet of the now infamous VM initiation test. Benteke's first challenge was ... |
 theleftsideUser is Offline Posts: 11,151Liked: 146 times in 120 postsJoined: October 2005Hall of Fame7 year member |
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To try to read one of Jshow's posts from start to finish, without losing interest halfway through.He began reading one of the smaller ones, with hope and joy in his heart, but had to give up, simply because... |
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MissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 2,996Liked: 77 times in 70 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame1 year member |
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despite being only 21, he realised he probably only had another 70 years to live, and so he just didn't have enough time. Next was the dreaded ... |
