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Topic started: Sunday 17 February 2013 03:01 AM
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ozfan's avatarozfanUser is Online Posts: 8,741Liked: 146 times in 121 postsJoined: January 2004Hall of Fame10 year member
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Posted 21 Mar 2013 15:36
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this banana leaf hut I've built will keep us dry during the upcoming monsoon season and my big banana will bring you much..
MissWinnie's avatarMissWinnieUser is Offline Posts: 4,447Liked: 127 times in 114 postsJoined: November 2011Hall of Fame2 year member
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Posted 21 Mar 2013 18:05
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... only VJ didn't hang around long enough to find out what Arran's big banana could do for him, and was last seen ...
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Posted 23 Mar 2013 09:36
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heading to NASA to see if he could find his best mate Bongo.. Meanwhile back in real world OZ
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Posted 23 Mar 2013 12:40
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was examining his conscience because ...
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Posted 23 Mar 2013 23:26
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Because everybody knows him as Ozfan, But lives in New Zealand and supports an English/European game, so he decided to tell everyone...
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Posted 24 Mar 2013 07:37
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...he may change his name to KiwiOzEuroFan. But only if Yubby changes his to...
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Posted 24 Mar 2013 08:26
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Legend. Yubby stated though he is already known as a legend so This wasn't good enough, So OzKiwiEuroWhoeverHeisFan decided to...
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Posted 24 Mar 2013 14:56
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change Yubby's name to CageFan. So, having resolved their identity crisis, KiwiEuroOzFan and CageFan set off in search of ...
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Posted 24 Mar 2013 15:50
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...the VM gang who had just taken off while the identity crisis was going on. Looking round they saw a multitude of footprints. They decided to follow them to let them know the exciting news. For 2 long days they followed the footprints until, in the distance, they caught sight of them. It was just at that moment...
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Posted 25 Mar 2013 10:28
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That all the gang still hiding, that Lefty got a look at Winnie wearing a thong and he fell off a fence and landed on..
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Posted 29 Mar 2013 09:36
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Bongo, who had strayed from the rest of the gang, to investigate a very large footprint. He hadn`t noticed Winnie in her thong as he was too busy taking measurements of the print and making notes in his `paranormal` journal. In fact he hadn`t even noticed Lefty falling on top of him as he was so engrossed.
Winnie walked over to Bongo and stood in front of him. "See anything interesting Bongo?" she asked with a seductive pose. Bongo looked up and...
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Posted 29 Mar 2013 19:16
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excitedly proclaimed 'Guys, I've actually, really found Big Foot!', only to have his happiness quashed by Yubby, who explained that his sis had always had furry legs- a genetic defect, a bit like the one which robbed him of any taste. Telling Winnie to put her clothes back on as she was frightening the local wildlife, Yubby set about ...
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Posted 30 Mar 2013 08:27
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to round up his girls, and found that they...
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Posted 30 Mar 2013 11:20
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weren't actually girls but stunning ladyboys from Thailand. Oh well shrugged Yubbs at least I've still got my..
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Posted 30 Mar 2013 13:19
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memories, before wickedly palming them off onto a delighted (well, he was delighted for about the next 20 minutes anyway ... ) Dazzy. Suddenly ...
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Posted 31 Mar 2013 09:46
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...the skies darkened. Dark clouds rolled in and the air became hot and oppressive. In the distance a rumbling sound was heard getting progressively louder with each minute that passed. Bongo, carrying a large plaster-cast of a foot, declared it would be a good idea to find cover. Looking round at the barren landscape that was going to be difficult. However, the inscrutable Yubby, aka. Legend, had a wicked plan to save his loyal followers. He...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 08:15
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pulled out his ...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 08:33
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cook book, and with a brilliant Chilli Crockodile steaks served with vegeimite salad. To everyone's amazement it was another thing this little Australian was brilliant at.And As annoying as it was, nobody let on how good his food was and...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 09:46
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instead, acted like Yubby had put far too much chilli in the croc steaks AGAIN, and so started gasping for air before frantically guzzling down the contents of their water bottles. Luckily ...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 12:27
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Freer had his usual stash of grog, and the Gang started throwing down his Vodka and Cranberry juice and premix cans of...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 13:01
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Freer's fave, peach schnapps and lemonade. By the time the storm hit, the Villamad gang were all as drunk as skunks, so barely noticed they were all soaked to the skin. All, except that is, except Cheetah who, being tea total, was amused by how each poster behaved when drunk. Lefty was soppily declaring his ...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 17:10
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Love for Lukazade and always wished he was Daily Thompson. He then asked everyone if they would like to buy a Daily Thompson sick on mustache. Freer stood up and said "i will have 12 of them" and started sticking them on his head to cover the bald spots.
Within minutes freer had a head of hair that looked almost as real as Waine Rooneys. Freer then pulled down his pants and asked everyone if they liked his new knickers. Lefty replied...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 20:05
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'Oooooh, Freer' s wearing Bongo' s pink frilly bloomers' as Freer remembered why he shouldn't get dressed in the dark, and Bongo remembered just why he loved Freer so much. A giggly Scotty and Withers were ...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 20:12
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...browsing through a Wedding magazine, just in case Freer & Bongo decide to do take their friendship to the next level. With each day that passed everyone could see the bond growing between them. At that moment...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 21:02
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Christain Benteke strolled into camp wanting to have a chat with some one sided Villa Supporters about his future...
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Posted 01 Apr 2013 21:43
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but was shocked to see Statesey and BB ...
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Posted 02 Apr 2013 00:51
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Sitting there having a eating competition. Stateside ate so fast he tried to eat BB aswell. Brendan then walking into the room and said Im never coming back on here if the mods keep eating people. Brendan managed to pull BB out of his mouth and
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Posted 02 Apr 2013 11:34
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Benteke wasn't fooled, even though some of the Villa Mad posse, still drunk, thought jelly babies where fellow VM's, Benteke was now speaking with Cakeside and...
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Posted 05 Apr 2013 15:36
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was listening to Statesy explain that although he was a 150 million (in case Arsene Wenger is reading) striker, as well as Yubby's avatar - if he wanted to speak to Villamad posters, he would have to run the gauntlet of the now infamous VM initiation test. Benteke's first challenge was ...
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Posted 05 Apr 2013 15:57
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To try to read one of Jshow's posts from start to finish, without losing interest halfway through.

He began reading one of the smaller ones, with hope and joy in his heart, but had to give up, simply because...
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Posted 05 Apr 2013 16:07
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despite being only 21, he realised he probably only had another 70 years to live, and so he just didn't have enough time. Next was the dreaded ...
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