Time to phone a friend Mark Robins!

Sorry man, but you are obviously lacking in tactical awareness, and I understand why so many people would like to see you resign or get the sack.

So, are you waiting for a nice payoff, or would you really like to be successful at S****horpe?

If it is the latter, then perhaps, nay definitely, it is time to call in a favour.

It is well doccumented that you were responsible for saving Alex Ferguson from the sack, when you scored that goal that kept United in the cup, and look at the success he made of himself thereafter. He owes you a favour Mark, so call him and beg for advice.

Yes I know managing the Iron is different to managing Man U, but not so much different from managing Aberdeen, and look at how he transformed their fortunes...

Pick up the piggin phone!!!!