A blunt club.

Its brilliant news that the FA has banned fa cup replays, that the likes of United v Bristol city a classic by anyones standard will never take place ever again, it was three games culminating in the game of the century at the Abbey.

I would make a tweak though, that it is unfair to ban all replays, that the ban should only apply to Cambridge games. Indeed, maybe United should be banned from the FA cup outright, or pay a big fee to enter, like 300 grand or some such.


Why stop there? Ban football league games, league cup games, even friendlies, but still have fixtures, charge people to get in, but have no game.

Have back to backs like America, have another game after the first game, people will have to leave, but pay to get back in.

Charge the earth for a pie, a burger or a tea, a pint with a tea bag the size of my toenail.

United can win every game, print programmes with the table with United at the top.

People will flock, united wont need a playing staff, and will make p iss pots of money bringing a smile to the businessman Paul Barry.

Have three games in a day, three times a week.

Anyway, having to address tomorrow, wot the eff are United and Derby doing in the same effing league? Clough, Mackay, Willie Carlin, John O hare, compared to Leivers, Freeman and Rayment.


To be fair United did well to get Leivers, it was Newmarket Road or Workington, Workington weere favourites.