It would appear that all is not well at the piss bowl and our Heebie inbreds are wanting Mr levy out after their dismal showing against Chelsea.
It would also appear that kanty aka the golden hairpiece has suggested that they either back him or he's on the first plane back to Milano where he's due to appear in a new western alongside Harry Kane entitled 'The good, the bad and the chin.
Deli belly Ali and hochiminson meanwhile were caught up in an unsavoury incident outside a Tesco's in seven sisters as two masked gunmen opened fire on them as they sat on their mopeds waiting for orders from deliveroo. Fortunately the raiders made off after the pair returned fire with a bargain bucket of chicken and a pot noodle! Both were said to be shaken by the event but vowed to continue tonight's deliveries.
Spuds meanwhile are continuing with their legal battle with Uefa to be reinstated to the Europa cup, if successful they Will be due to play Siberian giants Vladivostok Rovers possibly sometime in February, as the field in Siberia is currently under 3 foot of ice and covered in cowpats.
There is currently a go fack me page if anyone is interested in donating,
They are in disarray, their best player looks like he's going to the gallows, hochimins out with swine flu, they need a complete rebuild and the piss bowl is murdering them.
And their s,hite fans are up in arms with it all.
I haven't laughed so much since I buried the next door neighbour under the patio!!
and yes, Happy New Year!
stay safe now
John...
