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Not really...
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Everton have announced the delightful news of a new four-year contract for Ross Barkley who has, at last, learnt how to sign his own.
This news was brought to the world in the most ridiculously pompous and over-the-top manner with a large gathering of press.
They let everyone know hours beforehand that major news was about to come from the club, thus getting fans hopes up of a decent signature of an attacking natured player; only to hit us with news so dull even the laughing cavalier topped himself.
Still waiting
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