1002 days (One thousand and two) updated

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

MMJ getting knocked out in the main stand

MMJ up in court (again)

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped from some part time Irish Gaelic team in the B&Q cup

Pumped 6 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

14 (four****) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Sitting 3rd in the easiest Fundesliga in a generation

Happy at getting pumped only by 4 up at Aberdeen

Debt now around 4 million due to 8 different individuals and assets secured against these.

Anything I’ve missed?

It is 'their,' not 'there,' in your reference to Mark Durham.

O' and the disc jockey (Murray) is determined to remove all possibility of an end of the season 'replacement/kept doon' derby in the play affs.

Simon 'Dee' was a well known DJ back n the late 60's.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Dee

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Originally Posted by RAM1971

It is 'their,' not 'there,' in your reference to Mark Durham.

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Ram as you can see my forte is with numbers so thanks for pointing out my grammetical (sic) error.

Good to see you don’t dispute anything else in the post though 😂😂

You can tell he has proof read the whole thing more than once, just in case he can pick up any other gremmetical (sic) error 😂😂 Brilliant post that has had the DAB seething he could not dispute any of it😎

100 (ONE HUNDRED) years since the funny wee team last earned the right to play with the big boys instead of getting up by default, something DFC has never had to rely on.

30 (THIRTY) failures in that time, mostly against village teams no longer in existence.

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Originally Posted by DUAS

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

MMJ getting knocked out in the main stand

MMJ up in court (again)

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped from some part time Irish Gaelic team in the B&Q cup

Pumped 6 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

14 (four****) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Sitting 3rd in the easiest Fundesliga in a generation

Happy at getting pumped only by 4 up at Aberdeen

Debt now around 4 million due to 8 different individuals and assets secured against these.

Anything I’ve missed?

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Its a fantastic post
Nobody could deny that

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Originally Posted by DUAS

Ram as you can see my forte is with numbers so thanks for pointing out my grammetical (sic) error.

Good to see you don’t dispute anything else in the post though ����

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I apologise for being a little bit pedantic, but sometimes I get a bit caught up in quality control. I also regret to inform you that I do indeed dispute others things in your post.......in fact everything. When I look back over the last three years or so as a once proud Shed, I realise that on all the points you list, I have previously been far less forgiving than your remarks convey. I would therefore like to commend you for the ill-deserved generosity that you have shown towards your city rivals.

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Originally Posted by RAM1971

I apologise for being a little bit pedantic, but sometimes I get a bit caught up in quality control. I also regret to inform you that I do indeed dispute others things in your post.......in fact everything. When I look back over the last three years or so as a once proud Shed, I realise that on all the points you list, I have previously been far less forgiving than your remarks convey. I would therefore like to commend you for the ill-deserved generosity that you have shown towards your city rivals.

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Ex rivals.

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Originally Posted by DUAS

Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

MMJ getting knocked out in the main stand

MMJ up in court (again)

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped from some part time Irish Gaelic team in the B&Q cup

Pumped 6 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

14 (four****) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Sitting 3rd in the easiest Fundesliga in a generation

Happy at getting pumped only by 4 up at Aberdeen

Debt now around 4 million due to 8 different individuals and assets secured against these.

Anything I’ve missed?

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You forgot the puddin supper hospitality.

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Originally Posted by davydook

You forgot the puddin supper hospitality.

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Ha Ha,aye, the same time we were announcing the Caulker signing on our official they were proudly announcing the return of the Puddin Supper hospitality XD