FAO BT (Health Warning, Politics)
With the Tory Party disintegrating before his eyes, this is the Easter Email from Tory Party Chairman Brandon Lewis to Party members.
"You might celebrate the religious side of the holiday. Or you might just enjoy the chocolate. But however you choose to spend your time, I hope you have a great Easter. It’s hard to believe we’re already this far into the year. In just over a week, we will have local elections across much of England. When you’re recycling your Easter egg boxes, remember that Conservative councils across the country recycle more than Labour ones. That’s one more reason to vote Conservative on the 2nd of May.
Happy Easter!"
This is genuine BT, I haven't made this up. With the rather pressing problem of what to do about their glorious leader trashing their party and the country, Brandon wants Tory canvassers to knock on people's doors and talk about re-cycling. You know I am by no means a lefty BT, but quite honestly I sometimes think we might be better off with a Labour government than this lot.