I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
How does a train eat?
It goes Chew Chew
What food do you never share?
Nacho's (nat yors)
I look in the mirror every morning and laugh.
I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.