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We are an open minded lot min But I must add we dinna dee the throwin of the car keys into the fruit bowl :p
We will listen to your story no matter what, but the one single mandate that we have is simple. You will obviously have to introduce yourself at the start of your story by saying "aye aye ahbidy, my name is Nae Mare Neeps and I'm a sheep sh@gger"
Heaps oh shepherds pie and gerden peas will be dished up by the bucket load to all in attendance at the end of the evening, it's jist like a nicht at the darts, withoot the darts.
It's obviously oot here in the sanpit min but Hiv ye got google maps on yir phone min, I'll whats app you oor location :O