Semi Final v The Great Unwashed/Victim FC

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Originally Posted by redscot

Aberdeen, Aberdeen, canny kick a jelly bean...

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#stop the jelly bean abuse

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Originally Posted by Br0chred

Looked suspiciously like I wrote that Hulldon. You'll be hearing from my solicitor����

Spot on

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Not very original, I admit, but it's good to hear some folk agree with me ....

Meanwhile !!! Attachment 12402

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Originally Posted by blowupsheep

meanwhile !!! Attachment 12402

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“water”

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Originally Posted by Pacman1903

Some state Christie is in


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Pffft, a keeker. What a fanny.

As bad as some of the nancy boys calling off from the national squad when they develop an allergy to their jojoba and lemongrass moisturising emollient.

Stop christening them Darryl and Pasquale and get mair Proper Mannies' Dods and Frunkies playing fitba. That'll sort it oot.

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Originally Posted by 57vintage

Pffft, a keeker. What a fanny.

As bad as some of the nancy boys calling off from the national squad when they develop an allergy to their jojoba and lemongrass moisturising emollient.

Stop christening them Darryl and Pasquale and get mair Proper Mannies' Dods and Frunkies playing fitba. That'll sort it oot.

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Multiple skull fractures too

If Ball had gone down too he would have stayed on the park i reckon

Speaking of fitba players names. Fits with the influx of double barreled names in guffball

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Originally Posted by Pacman1903

Speaking of fitba players names. Fits with the influx of double barreled names in guffball

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There is plenty of money in football now that the folks who normally possess these double barrelled names can lower themselves to our standards of entertainment and sports.

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Originally Posted by Pacman1903

Fits with the influx of double barreled names in guffball

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In the modern age of fewer and fewer mums and dads staying together, I think its kids taking both parents names and sometimes even the grandparents surname. Therefore showing equal respect to each parent and more specifically the mother who probably brought them up.

There will come a time when kids start giving themselves their own names such is the clamour for unique identity amongst the wee non-binary sh:tebags

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Originally Posted by RED_JOHN

There is plenty of money in football now that the folks who normally possess these double barrelled names can lower themselves to our standards of entertainment and sports.

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Due to the puntang available to the players, they get to bairn quite a few, don’t know how many (insert surname)/ Griffiths are going about!!

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Originally Posted by DodHagi

In the modern age of fewer and fewer mums and dads staying together, I think its kids taking both parents names and sometimes even the grandparents surname. Therefore showing equal respect to each parent and more specifically the mother who probably brought them up.

There will come a time when kids start giving themselves their own names such is the clamour for unique identity amongst the wee non-binary sh:tebags

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My own kids are double barrelled but that happened before we'd split up. The nursery weren't sure whether to use my name or my other half's so they put both...which showed amazing foresight from them as we're no longer together. My son's name makes him sound like he is one of those that normally have double barrelled monikers...hopefully it'll help him get on in life rather than get him a kicking.