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If Saturday's big European match at the House Of Commons is a tie it will go to penalties. If it is level after both sides have taken 5 penalties it will then become sudden defeat.
Which MPs would you have taking the first 5 penalties for your side?
Mine would be :-
Boris Johnson
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Peter Bone
Bill Cash
John Redwood
Boris Johnson - Puts it too far to the right.
Jacob Rees-Mogg - Gets his nanny to take it. She misses.
Peter Bone - Way over the top.
Bill Cash - Cash saved
John Redwood - Not a clue what’s happening so just pretends. Misses.
That’s what happens when you put Bercow in goal.
Thats genuinely funny. A sniper would work, they can roll the ball in .