Chant for the day

Please don't drink and drive
Please don't drik and dri-i-ive
Don't be stupid
Please don't drink and drive

The Drinking Song by Mario Lanza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCkmIyC6v00

How about “if you don’t drink and drive, if you don’t drink and drive you’re a Ram”?

Or

Now we know why you are crap

Now we know why your are crap

I drink therefore I'm a ram

Rene Descartes

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GUNTERYY36

I drink therefore I'm a ram

Rene Descartes

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.... was a drunken fart.......

Quote:

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Originally Posted by MadAmster

.... was a drunken fart.......

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...and a bladdered Sartre...