I am glad there is a spiritual side to you Chalky, with your face set in the right direction, nirvana is inevitable. Faith has to be more than covering the bases though. The answer to my question in regards to the dogs was stand back, to let the others drink. In the Hindu religion, there is a story about a man walking in the woods who comes across a starving lion, and he offers his arm to the lion to eat. Jesus was crucified.
The story about the turtle was that there is more chance of a turtle surfacing once, amidst the entire surfaces of all the oceans, and his head surfacing by chance, inside one tyre, than there is of Notts County winning one game before christmas.
That is all.