Transfers and Swansea News

Early pre-season sees probably the laziest journalism around with made up stories from the press boys and agents spreading rumours to advertise their players.

We have apparently made an offer for €9m-rated Ajax striker Kolbeinn Sigthorsson according to Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf, that’s the 6th striker we've signed this week along with us reportedly agreeing a fee for FC Twente striker Luc Castaignos last week, we're going from be El Swansea (Swanzalona) to Swanseasonn with the business we're doing there.

Other news, Bony and Williams will leave? Really? and Johnny Williams will join from Palace whilst Ravel Williams has also been link with a deal from West Brom. Scott Sinclair has been banned from driving after being caught speeding in his Ferrari near Bristol. He must have been upset about the £500 fine as well.

Congratulations go out to young Joe Allen after getting married today