Let's play a game - tenuous links
The rules are: links to famous (or infamous) people, but....
It can't be 'I went to school with Gareth Southgate' or 'I met Adele and had a drink with her' or 'my mum is best friends with Meghan Markle'. It needs to be much more obscure and entirely pointless.
I once owned a liquidiser bought by Jeremy Irons.
Someone who played in Pink Floyd for a few months (before they were famous obviously, and they probably weren't even called Pink Floyd when he was in them, otherwise it would be outside the rules) occasionally drank in my parents pub. He is however listed as a previous member of the band on Wiki, so I'm def having that one!
And a football one. My friend's a postie and he was on his rounds in Cambridge years ago. He was delivering to the corner shop and a young lad walked in. He was lost and wanted directions to Cambridge Utd, so my postie pal walked him part of the way there. He said to this lad wouldn't it be funny if you became famous one day, and I could say I showed you the way to the ground. It was Dion Dublin, just before made his first pro appearances for the U's.
When you start thinking, you'll definitely have some, let's hear them. Must be several steps removed, and the more obscure the better.