Just Back From Hampden

I'm just back from Hampden.

Back to my loony days when we scored . . . and then a bit of refreshment at the Gentleman's lap dancing club with a private dance and a few quid for the superb pole dancer on stage. (No concessions for over 60s)

I'm a bit too old for it nowadays though. I'll stick to Hearts FC and a packet of Jaffa Cakes ��

I thought ladyboys were more your scene , you boring Chunt , hope your sugar levels were ok tho