I've decided, Tuesday evening will be the beginning of the end of The Three at BP
Oh what a circus! Oh what a show!
Cumbria has gone to town
Over the end of the regime with Steven Pattison
We've all gone crazy
Mourning all day and mourning all night
Falling over ourselves to get all of the misery right
Oh what an exit! That's how to go!
When they're bringing your curtain down
Demand to be kicked out like Steven Pattison
It's quite a sunset
And good for the club in a roundabout way
We've made the front page of the News & Star today
They had their moments, they had some style
The best show in town was Steven Pattison
Outside Brunton Park saying "Lapping, never heard of him ... he hasn't got a pot to piss in"
But that's all gone now
As soon as the debt from Purepay clears
We're all gonna see and how, they did nothing for years!