Earth to anyone?

Are you receiving? Over!

Loud and clear, Over........ . .. . . .

Glad somebody is

Do you need assistance fella ?

Are you in trouble on the high seas ? Adrift atop of a Mountain ? Held captive by Tyrants ? in Prison and worried about picking the soap up ? Struggling with Debt ? Have a nagging Wife ? Do you unfortunately know a Lazaat ?

It's the Lazaat chap that is bothering me. I keep having nightmares that he is really Captain Birdseye, out on the yacht, since he got the bug for sailing.

Oy watch it you 2 cheeky chappies or there will be trouble in Barry :(

Salt if the earth