but they could have been lesbian women and in my febrile imagination they are definitely girls (think of barely legal age)
Didn't need curtains open as room was fully miked and cameras set up at time of renovation.
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and talking of videos.
I was watching tele last night when the wife come and tapped me on the shoulder and said "I'm really in the mood for it tonight. Come to bed now"
I said "No it's OK I'm watching Match of the Day"
She said "You can record it"
I said "OK you go and set the camera up in the bedroom I'll be up after the football"
With all this nice weather I thought it about time a got a new pair of Speedos for the beach. When I looked at shop prices I couldn't justify spending so much on a pair of trunks. So I had a look on line and saw a pair that were so much cheaper they had to be imitation but I thought they still looked good.
They duly arrived a pair of shiny black trunks with SPEEDO in gold lettering on the left leg.
First chance I got down to the beach and after a quick dip left the sea slowly walking up the beach trying to do my best Daniel Craig impression. I began to notice mothers grabbing their kids and dads shouting angrily at me. The further I went up the beach the more abuse I got.
The wife saw me, rushed towards me with a towel and screamed "Quick cover up"
I looked down to see what all the fuss was about and only then realised the S had fallen off.
Young lady starts a new job in a large office. On her first day she is being introduced to her new colleagues when this guy gets very close to her, takes in a deep breath and says "Your hair smells lovely"
She is a bit taken aback by this this but for one day it's OK
Next day before she can get to her desk this same guy gets very close takes in a deep breath and says "The smell of your hair is truly wonderful." This really takes her aback but decides as the new girl not to make a fuss.
However when on her third day the same guy gets very close again and says "Your hair has a lovely aroma" she thinks this is too much and goes to HR.
She finds the manager and explains what has happened.
He says "I don't think you should be too concerned by this treat it as a compliment. And may I say you do have a very nice head of hair"
"I don't think you properly comprehend the situation" says the young lady. "This guy is a midget"
She should be thankful for small Murphy's...:p
Last weekend's results from France in the Musketeers division
P.S.G. 4-1 Lyon
Marseille 4-1 Reims
Bordeuax 4-1 Monaco
Montpellier 4-1 Rennes
Nantes 4-1 Toulouse
Angers 4-4 St Etienne
True story.
I moved house 18 months ago mainly because the neighbours on both sides were t w a t s.
The couple who bought my house are now up for sale.
I played a blinder there when asked .....”how do you find the neighbours”.