re: O/t Advice re sexting.
Kempo, I'm sure a man of your calibre knows what to say, but matters of such delicacy are always helped with new ideas.
Just text her about the things you'd like to do to her, avoid topics like burying her under the patio or sticking her head in the oven (I assume you have a gas Aga) and you'll be fine.
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
Q: Do you talk to your wife during ***?
A: Yes if there's a phone handy.
:-)
My wife would smack me in the mush if I sent dirty texts to her. I'll stick to "date night" where we go to the cinema or something.
Incidentally - Gone Girl is brilliant.
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
I think the idea is to take a photo of your private parts get it leaked on to the internet,don't forget to get the Mrs to take a naked one and do the same, if its good enough for all these celebs it's good enough for you !
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
Time to dust off the wide angle lens
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
ive found the dirtier the better. compliments are always best. avoid telling her what you are planning on doing to her, she will prob wet herself laughing.
if the reply comes back as how disgusted she is with you.
best re-reply would be ooops sorry that was meant to go to your sister (or brother if you prefer)
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
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Originally Posted by Bonneville
Anal Dear?
Depends on how much you are willing to pay I suppose.
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
Make sure you text the right person. I've made that mistake, just ask Villa.
re: O/t Advice re sexting.
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Originally Posted by scum_triumphant
Make sure you text the right person. I've made that mistake, just ask Villa.
XD XD XD XD XD remember that scum ,still makes me smile ;D ;D ;D ;D