At home, playing bottom team, which hasn't scored a goal in the Prem this season
"Fortress Turf" looked more like a little ant hill.
Passing was a dirty word; almost as dirty as stringing three passes together.
We lost all 50-50 balls.
We won only because of the Witches of Pendle Hill's 405th (just passed) anniversary.
Must be even more fun being a Palace supporter?