Originally Posted by
Psaw
Oh griff. Last night the Lord appeared, i have had an Epiphany. I want a man wearing a female wig, and wearing red lipstick as Prime Minister. All mps must be gay, lesbian or lbgt. Or immigrants. We are to banish the royal family, if they dont go kill them. All armed forces are to be disbanded, then imprisoned. All reference to britishness is banned. Being white is banned.
Business is to be dismantled and controlled by the bretheren. And ruled by a man in a female wig wearing red lipstick. Tax is to be 91%. We are to rescue people from all corners of the earth, send coaches. Give them free housing, medical care, schooling, and money on top. Double no qiuadruple city sizes. Legalise all sorts of Shi te,
All men MUST wear a trotsky cap. Females must wear suits and wear false moustaches. You griff must prove your gayness by scr ewing a 78 year old man, wearing a female wig, and red lipstick. If you dont achieve satisfaction, i will denounce you. I will check for an issue. If you fail you will be gulagged. All terrorist groups are to be celebrated with marches through London, and parties.
That is all.